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Cee Lo Green
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Cee Lo Green's Cat Is a Mind Controller!!! Beware!!!

Posted 2 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|2 Comments|875 Views
Recently I adopted a small furry creature into my home as I was told it would help my dating life to appear more sensitive to the fairer sex. That... more
Boston
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Boston's Tainted Water Retaliation for 1773 Tea Party!!!

Posted 25 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|7 Comments|12,682 Views
This just in, the major water break of Boston's treated water supply was confirmed to be a British retaliatory act in response to the Tea Party of... more
Stephen Hawking is Afraid of Aliens!!!
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Stephen Hawking is Afraid of Aliens!!!

Posted 25 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|15 Comments|775 Views
"Greetings Earthlings! We are coming for your precious resources, so stand aside or be blasted by our deathly ray guns and telekinetic power. We... more
Michael Phelps and Carrie Prejean Dating
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Michael Phelps and Carrie Prejean Dating

Posted 37 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|3 Comments|1,315 Views
What is the best way to clean up your image after a bit of overhyped scandal? Date America's darling who has been embraced by conservatives and... more
Mail Maid
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Mail Maid's 5 Finger Discount, Beware!!!

Posted 37 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|2 Comments|694 Views
This is a rant that feels tremendous sympathy for the woman in Pittsburgh whose breakup book was stolen in the mail by a postal worker. This is... more
Blackberry + Cop = Crash, Reprimand
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Blackberry + Cop = Crash, Reprimand

Posted 38 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|1 Comment|522 Views
A police chief in Federal Way, Washington was checking his Blackberry while at a red light, and he accidentally let his foot off the brake and crashed... more
Man Molotov
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Man Molotov's His Own Property, Bummer!

Posted 38 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|1 Comment|581 Views
The old Hatfield and McCoy war is long from over, this time in the form of two neighbors in Bithlo, Florida. The two neighbors apparently got into... more
Plugging Gas Tank with Finger a Bad Idea
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Plugging Gas Tank with Finger a Bad Idea

Posted 38 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|2 Comments|627 Views
There are many places you shouldn't stick your finger, like electric sockets and rattlesnakes mouths, and let us not forget gas tanks. A man in... more
Disney Creates Interracial Film
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Disney Creates Interracial Film

Posted 38 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|7 Comments|976 Views
Disney has created their first Black Princess, and African American Princess named Tiana. The film is set to release in December of this year, and... more
Sausage Cookout in Prison Toilet, Yum!!!
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Sausage Cookout in Prison Toilet, Yum!!!

Posted 38 MONTHS AGO by myrant_tyrant|0 Comments|1,120 Views
An inmate in a prison in Washington state caused an evacuation when he attempted to cook sausages in his prison cell, in his toilet. The smoke from... more
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