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Oh, baby!
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Oh, baby!

Posted 12 MONTHS AGO by amishking|10 Comments|426 Views
Hello my people!Just got back from the royal wedding, preforming my duties as the king of Amishkingland, rubbing elbows with the other heads of state.... more
Coloranter Raver where are you?
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Coloranter Raver where are you?

Posted 16 MONTHS AGO by amishking|6 Comments|585 Views
With all this talk about where Siempre Solo has gone, or who he is now, I thought it might be a good time to ask a once regular author to come back... more
A New Year
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A New Year's challenge for Rantravers!

Posted 17 MONTHS AGO by amishking|9 Comments|611 Views
Here's a little something my mother told me when I was a young man;"There are two things you do not discuss in mixed company or in public; religion... more
My favorite douche.
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My favorite douche.

Posted 19 MONTHS AGO by amishking|12 Comments|754 Views
So, you are wondering what this post could be about. Is it a joke? I assure you it is not. I want to talk to you about my favorite form of douche.The... more
Yoko Ono, would you please shut up.
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Yoko Ono, would you please shut up.

Posted 19 MONTHS AGO by amishking|28 Comments|1,478 Views
Look. I know you are still trying to get over the horrible death of your husband. I know you watched him be murdered right in front of your eyes.... more
My first rants are my favorites.
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My first rants are my favorites.

Posted 19 MONTHS AGO by amishking|7 Comments|501 Views
Recently, I was looking over my earlier posts, trying to understand why I used to love to write on this site. It seems I have nothing to say here... more
Dinner for schmucks review
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Dinner for schmucks review

Posted 21 MONTHS AGO by amishking|2 Comments|708 Views
My wife and I just got back from seeing "Dinner for schmucks".I freakin loved it. My wife loved it. It is very rare when that happens at the same... more
Lindsay Lohan out of rehab, moves in with Canadian.
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Lindsay Lohan out of rehab, moves in with Canadian.

Posted 21 MONTHS AGO by amishking|2 Comments|645 Views
So she's out.Did you fret when she was in jail?Were you pacing the floors, wondering if she was going to be alright?How many times did you think... more
New contest: your favorite Ed Lee quote turned into a song!
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New contest: your favorite Ed Lee quote turned into a song!

Posted 21 MONTHS AGO by amishking|9 Comments|645 Views
All right, Rantravers, I know it's been a long time since we had a contest, so here we go! We all have our favorite Ed Lee quotes, it seems a shame... more
Amishking
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Amishking's house paint contest!

Posted 26 MONTHS AGO by amishking|11 Comments|701 Views
Okay, everyone! Time for another contest!My wife wants me to start painting the house, and a lucky rantraver gets to pick the color! No foolin!I... more
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