I started out as a sweet bird but after finding RantRave, it didn't take long before I was transformed into a vicious and hard biting Rottweiler with plenty of bark. But like the story of Jekyll and Hyde, I'm back to being a sweet bird. One never knows when my alter ego will return and show it's snarling self.
Don't think you can take advantage of my bird like state though; my beek can be very painful and I'm carnivorous. My favorite meal is a fat laden right-wing spewing loon; a bit of a challenge as they have a mean snarl and defend themselves with their sharp dentures. For breakfast, there's nothing like a preening PETA-vegan liberal but unless they secretly eat meat (most do), they taste like alfalfa sprouts and granola. Religious nuts are good for in between meal snacks; you have to chew them up fast though because they'll make you dizzy with circular logic.
12 months ago|1,208 views|4 comments
According to an article in the 23 Jan edition of the UK Telegraph, "The Earth could find itself with a 'second sun' for a period of weeks later this year when one of the night sky's most luminous...
read more
17 months ago|828 views|65 comments
After firing off another blast at one our fellow lunatics in the Rant Rave asylum, I felt an immediate sense of failure and shame.When I accepted the task of being a moderator last week, I knew...
read more
18 months ago|763 views|4 comments
Of all the places to confirm that chivalry has finally been put to rest, the Lone Star State would not the be the first come to mind. The evidence for this fact is the linked YouTube video...
read more
18 months ago|537 views|4 comments
Up until now, my personal interest in the royalist like treatment of Chelsea Clinton's wedding was about the same as having a minor case of acid reflux. Unfortunately after reading an article...
read more