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CherryPitter

     Female|Member Since May 22, 2009
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ABOUT CherryPitter
They call me the cherry pitter. I like to pick at things, and then when I get bored, I spit them out. =) I have a short attention span, but people don't seem to mind much. But maybe that's just the mini skirt. Also, Follow me on Twitter! @cheeezeburger
RECENT POSTS by CherryPitter
30 months ago|858 views|3 comments
Billy Mays, the famous pitchman, was like every other celebrity... on drugs. The autopsy report done on Billy Mays showed that he had cocaine in his system when he died. The final cause of death... read more
30 months ago|431 views|0 comments
John Hughes, the famous writer and director of movies such as The Breakfast Club, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off, just died! How sad is that! I loved his movies! They were true classics. John... read more
30 months ago|706 views|2 comments
A group of horses were running down the highway in Israel, while having to dodge traffic. Unfortunately, one car and one horse played chicken, and they both lost. The horse when straight towards... read more
30 months ago|2,098 views|5 comments
A two headed baby was born in the Philippines! The 2 headed baby was named "Baby Girl Arciaga." The disorder the baby was born with is called "Dicephaly Monozygotic Conjoined Birth" which only... read more
TOP RANTS by CherryPitter
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Jon & Kate Get DIVORCED!
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Michael Vick back in NFL
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Chop the Hitler Tree Down
697 views|17 comments
TOP RAVES by CherryPitter
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Best of Michael Jackson Songs
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Human Sperm: The Best Facial
2,370 views|6 comments
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Two Headed Baby Born
2,098 views|5 comments
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Berlin Sex Academy
1,897 views|1 comment
MORE POSTS by CherryPitter
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Michael Vick back in NFL  30 months ago
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Berlin Sex Academy   31 months ago
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Drug Imports From Canada  31 months ago
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Chop the Hitler Tree Down   31 months ago
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Jon & Kate Get DIVORCED!   32 months ago
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Caylee Anthony Autopsy  32 months ago
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Officer Gets Spit-McMuffin  32 months ago
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Poop Freeze For Pets  32 months ago
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Fish Coughs Up Gold Watch!  32 months ago
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