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Stupid Is, Stupid Does

3 months ago by redstateguy |12 Comments|208 Views
(This includes a plagiarization of the following website: http://syedsoutsidethebox.blogspot.com/2...Stupid Is Stupid DoesWhat does that mean?Forrest... more
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Life As A Rodent At Villa Hamster

1 month ago by DiatribesAndOs |1 Comment|196 Views
I get an outrageous kick out of "plushies". Whenever I see someone dressed in a fluffy animal suit it makes me smile. Years ago, there was a British... more
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Please Don't Get Drunk And Breastfeed A Stranger's Baby.

1 month ago by DiatribesAndOs |0 Comments|195 Views
The decision to breastfeed a baby is a very personal one made by many mothers. According to the 2011 U.S. Department of Health and Human Services... more
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Anyone Else Think "Mandatory Valet Parking" Is A Nuisance?

1 month ago by DiatribesAndOs |3 Comments|180 Views
Prom Night, May Nineteen-Seventy-Mphmphnsk. A double date with my best buddy and his girlfriend. I went to his prom with one of his classmates... more
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DiatribesAndOvations' First Blogiversary!

2 months ago by DiatribesAndOs |0 Comments|176 Views
Today marks the first anniversary of DiatribesAndOvations.com. While I'm still somewhat curmudgeonly, my "exercise in self-therapy" appears to be... more
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Are Those Stolen Hashbrowns In Your Pants Or Are You Just Ha

2 months ago by DiatribesAndOs |1 Comment|169 Views
I'm no stranger to college cafeteria food. Back in my college days living in a dormitory, everyone bought a "food program pass" that allowed us... more
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Ovation: Happy No Pants Day!

20 days ago by DiatribesAndOs |4 Comments|164 Views
Once, I thought about buying a kilt. It was a fleeting thought at a unique store in a town at the base of the Smoky Mountains. The store, Celtic... more
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8-Year-Old's Eye-Thumb Coordination Catches A Burgl

1 month ago by DiatribesAndOs |2 Comments|154 Views
I've always had good eye-hand coordination. As a youngster, I could whip things up with my Tinker Toys, my Lincoln Logs and my Erector Set with... more
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Ovation: Danny Lesh Steals His Own Bicycle Back From A Thief

10 days ago by DiatribesAndOs |0 Comments|135 Views
When I was a boy, I was allowed to ride my bicycle to the library and to the drug store. It was an adventure and it felt like a really long ride.... more
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Birthday Cake In Face Leads To Stabbings.

23 days ago by DiatribesAndOs |2 Comments|124 Views
I love Mexican food. I think I could live on cheese dip and margaritas. It wouldn't be a long life but it would be tasty. There's one Mexican... more
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