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Welcome!
I have compiled the top ten reasons to be Catholic (sparked by Siempre's popular mormon scientology) so here we go:
1. The Pope, The only person who can explain the cast importance of him is Eddie Izzard, just watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSajE72Tpjs
2. We don't discriminate against child molesters (or at least we try very hard not too)
3. We have schools! They will touch you 2 read n' right real good.
4. We carved out the bad parts of the Bible so you don't have too (look for things like the Council of Nicaea)
5. We improved on the almost perfect Judaism, everything is in English!
6. Jesus loves you only if you're Catholic
7. You can buy your way to heaven!
8. We hate gay people, a lot, unless you haven't hit puberty kids (see #2)
9. Mary is still a virgin
10. Because God will hate you if you don't, i.e. the Pope with excommunicate you!
I hope this post has convinced you to convert to the one true faith. If it hasn't, well, the Pope will have some words for you I'm sure. Thanks for reading!
-- One PROUD Catholic