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We Want You: Convert To THE FAITH, Now!

Posted 35 months ago|10 comments|502 views
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TheLegendTomWing
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Philadelphia, PA
Welcome!

I have compiled the top ten reasons to be Catholic (sparked by Siempre's popular mormon scientology) so here we go:

1. The Pope, The only person who can explain the cast importance of him is Eddie Izzard, just watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSajE72Tpjs

2. We don't discriminate against child molesters (or at least we try very hard not too)

3. We have schools! They will touch you 2 read n' right real good.

4. We carved out the bad parts of the Bible so you don't have too (look for things like the Council of Nicaea)

5. We improved on the almost perfect Judaism, everything is in English!

6. Jesus loves you only if you're Catholic

7. You can buy your way to heaven!

8. We hate gay people, a lot, unless you haven't hit puberty kids (see #2)

9. Mary is still a virgin

10. Because God will hate you if you don't, i.e. the Pope with excommunicate you!

I hope this post has convinced you to convert to the one true faith. If it hasn't, well, the Pope will have some words for you I'm sure. Thanks for reading!

-- One PROUD Catholic
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Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
35 months ago: Wow! An insightful if scathing indictment.

Now see Bill Maher's Religulous. Great doc on why we all need to get over our religions and start just loving each other and the world for what it is and not what hallucinating ancients have foretold it to be.
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
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Philadelphia, PA
35 months ago: I've heard of it, haven't gotten around to it, i will now! i'll be sure to let you all know what i thought.

As for Catholicism, i was inspired by Siempre's piece, and i thought i should just point out a few of the things that kinda bug be.
amishking
amishking
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Auburn, NY
35 months ago: Legend, I laughed out loud twice while reading this post! As a recovering catholic, I can appreciate the list!
Good job, keep it up.
Peace.
35 months ago: Other than being the most depressing, empty, unsatisfactory, hopeless and arrogant existence I can imagine Atheism is alright in my book! You go Bill Maher, catch you on the flip side man! NOT!!!
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
35 months ago: i am a pseudo-practicing catholic, these were the issues i've had to hear when that usually follow the "OH, you're catholic, but...isn't that the religion where...?"

And it always kinda bugged me a bit too, but i believe that since we are human, the system cannot be perfect, and God will correct for it.

On another note, well said Siempre!


35 months ago: I find your reasons satirical and unconvincing. I am clearly not swayed.

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