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Reports spread that vampires were strolling the campus at Boston Latin School, a prestigious college prep school whose alumnus include the likes of Ben Franklin, Sam Adams, Louis Farrakhan, and Sumner Redstone.
The headmaster, who true to the nature of headmasters is only good for ruining a good time and having a lack of humor, sent a notice out Thursday to faculty, students, and parents denying the presence of bloodsuckers. I wish I could have seen this note, it would have been priceless. I can only imagine the lack of humor and irony in crafting such a note, to relieve the parents the worry and pulling their students from the school.
Police were called to the school after hearing the vampire tales, but no arrests or vampires have been unearthed yet. The police spokesman said that "he didn't know if the alleged vampires were among the student body or hiding in old corners of the building."
Beware you students of Boston Latin School, I feel a conspiracy coming on involving the headmaster as a vampire, and the faculty soon joining her. Don't fall prey, and this might be a good time to construct a similar notice to the headmaster's countering her position. A good prank doesn't have to end so soon! This musical in the YouTube could be a good choice for the school as well, feel free to steal it.