Is that what we are up against? A water sensitive blob of fecal matter mixed with a few tampons. Or, is it saying HI?

Do a quick biopsy and see if it can be airborne and can be killed by fire. Drop a few thousand gallons of diesel in the pipe and a few flares. Might stink for awhile. Doesn't your 4th of July party need a few pounds of cooked sludge?

This thing is all over the web it shut down the UnknownLifeForms.com website today...
Sorry but I couldn't help myself. See this link on RR for the answer.

http://www.rantrave.com/Rave/50-of-America-Uses-Vibrators.aspx
Ye Gods, that's the wrong response! How would you feel if a new species of creature climbed out of the ocean and decided that humans were of no use except to kill for fun? Killing something just because it is there ain't right! It just ain't right! I feel a Cthulu joke coming. Not from me, besides who said it would be a hideous creature? Could be quite attractive, in a creature sort of way. Er, a new species out of the ocean decided you and yours must die? Ok you and yours can die... I'll burn them to save mine... got a match?

Did you visit the link above after you watched the video?

Humm an new trend. TCG, I must have said that wrong. I wanted the idea that just because we are bigger and can make decisions individually that we shouldn't just kill something because we don't understand it. I'll be more careful next time.

Nope, didn't visit all the above links, lifeforms, vibrators, and especially I ain't going to be doing no twittering. It did remind me of something I've seen before up close, even the long nasty looking pipe looked familiar...
I'll be pouring the gas, just give me a second or two to get out of the way!!! and not a single comment about it on UnknownLifeForms.com, shut them down but no one says a word, must be a really small pipe they get their internet through..... It looks like the leeches from Resident Evil Zero... maybe it will cause the Zombie Outbreak we've all been practicing for. I'm not sure what it is, but we need to first overhaul our healthcare system, pass more stimulus packages, raise taxes and withdraw from Afghanistan.