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Tonight's Beer Summit

Posted 34 months ago|6 comments|619 views
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JAK Gladney
Saint Albans, WV
We're just hours away from the fateful "Beer Summit," and like anyone of Irish descent, I'm almost required to have an opinion on the beers of choice.

Henry Louis Gates has chosen Red Stripe; Officer Crowley is a Blue Moon man; and Barak Obama, playing it safe, will have Bud Light.

All are essentially macrobrews--Budweiser is owned by Belgian brewing giant InBev; Blue Moon is a Molson Coors product; and Red Stripe, though owned by Jamaican brewer Desnoes & Geddes, is distributed in the U.S. by Diageo. They are also "session" beers--not especially filling, demanding, and easily enjoyed in quantity.

A pretty uninspiring group, considering the surroundings. A decision like this suggests the dilemma of an overnight guest at the White House, empowered to call the executive kitchen and request any dish. I'd aim a little higher than macaroni and fish sticks.

I'm also surprised that none of the participants in tonight's beer summit chose a distinctly American brew. For two residents of Cambridge, Sam Adams is almost a no-brainer.

The summit will be held at a picnic table outside the Oval Office. Outside, in warm weather: I'd go with a Rogue Yellow Snow IPA. IPA's make refreshing warm weather relief, with just enough hoppy bite to keep things interesting (plus big citrus flavor in Yellow Snow IPA). And I generally like all of Rogue's offerings.

So what about you? What'll you have?
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34 months ago: I have called my bookies and placed money on the following.

Obama will wear a suit.
Gates will wear a suit.
Crowley will wear blue jeans.

It will not turn out as well as Obama-Gates are hoping.

Crowley will drink his beer out of respect and leave.

I have a side bet on "Crowley shakes Gates hand" in the beginning.

I vote no on the initial handshake. Would you?

34 months ago: I hope it turns out well for all parties concerned. This was an unfortunate situation that could have been handled better by all people concerned.

I hope Obama wears a dashiki and an Afro wig, Gates wears wears jeans and Crowley wears a riot helmet.

Brew of choice should be Colt 45 Obama, Guinness Stout for Gates and Sam Adams for Crowley.

My tongue is in my cheek in case you din't notice.
34 months ago: I am wondering if they have the foresight to serve

Whitebeer?

http://www.whitebeer.com/

Probably not now that I think about it.

Funny Huey! I liked the riot helmet joke (or not).
34 months ago: Hey Cypress. Between you and me. Zooey has a bug up her butt. I figure see won't see the comment here and start railing on me. I wanted to leave that "spitting" thing too.
34 months ago: Ain't it funny...check the web news... Tonight "Whitey" Crowley had another "Whitewash" Biden invited at the last moment so the event would not be the perception of we against they.

I find this crap too funny. Do these people really think the general public is that darn stupid? I noticed that the Prez is now down and falling sharply in all polls. I'm guessing good ol' boy Robert Gibbs will be updating his Resume' tonight.

Which by the way will pass because the 'Boy' is white.

Write this date down on your calendar. Call it the "2nd".
JAK Gladney
JAK Gladney
Saint Albans, WV
34 months ago: Would I shake hands? Eh...probably. My guess is that all involved aren't there to continue tribalist politics--why bother showing up in the first place?

Gates & Obama are friends. Gates knows this story is a drag on Obama's job approval rating and his larger agenda--he wants to get this out of the news as fast as possible.

Awkward personal anecdotes will be exchanged, but fortunately none of the brews are strong enough or served in enough quantity to produce buzzed crying spells. That's usually how a night's drinking ends in family gatherings, but I digress...

Obama should have invited a Kennedy. That's a party.

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