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Almost 24 years after the release of Windows 1.0 (see Steve Ballmer hawking it in the video), the time for Windows 7 is upon us and now I must decide whether to upgrade from Windows Vista to the latest and greatest in Micro$oft OS technology.
I can almost remember the time when I was a dedicated user of DOS and thinking that Windows was for pansies needing a ridiculous graphical interface to muck up the efficiency of typing arcane text commands that made one feel technically superior and full of geek pride.
After converting to Windows 3.1 in the earlier nineties, I became a faithful minion of all things Windows and Emperor Gates was my virtual God. But alas, after the bloody massacre of Windows Vista, my faith was shaken to the core and now doubts plague me. What shall I do?
1. Remain faithful to the bitter end and buy Windows 7 Ultimate.
2. Turn my back on the Redmond empire and join the cult of Steve Jobs. After all, I've already showed my disloyalty by buying an iPhone; why shouldn't I pay hundreds of dollars extra for an iMac and feel that smugness that comes with every Apple purchase.
3. Return to my roots of nerd superiority and download a free Linux OS Distro. Once again, I could revel in opening a Unix command window and typing in arcane text commands while figuring out how to install the few useful applications.
4. Continue using Windows Vista since it's already Windows 7 minus the cosmetics.
What do you recommend my fellow Rant Ravers?