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Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services clinic in Hattiesburg, Ms. has confirmed that the suffering golfer has admitted himself for an indefinite time, but usually approximately six weeks, to be treated for sexual addiction. Among other ailments treated at the clinic, both mental and physical, Pine Grove is one of the leading facilities in the treatment of this malfunction.
According to eyewitness, Woods arrived at the Bobby L. Chain Municipal Airport in Hattiesburg, Ms. on Monday, Jan. 11.
"He didn't look happy or sad, just straight," student Adrian Smith said. "He looked around and got in the driver's seat. He didn't seem to be in a hurry. He just walked around the car and got in. He sat there for a few seconds, then just drove off. His luggage was already in the car."
Since being dropped by major corporate sponsors, Woods is on the road to losing forty percent or more of his estimated $100 million annual take, leaving him with only $60 Mil to scrape by on. Add to that the specter of losing several hundred million in the tragic possibility of a divorce, and the golfer would be far short of his "first billionaire athlete" status.
A famous radio pundit has issued a warning about an email scam that promises to reveal tips and tricks about the famous golfer's favorite eighteen holes. "Don't click on it!!" he warns. "It's...er...uh...not about golf."
Meanwhile, several reports have emerged that in an effort to restore his good name, Tiger is set to donate three million dollars to the relief efforts in Haiti to build a mobile hospital.