I have found a beautiful prayer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I would like to share with you. I did not compose it. It was posted on another site under the name "Kublai" whoever that may be. Thanks, Kublai.
Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy to us
And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaf
For ever and ever
Ramen