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The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Posted 17 months ago|2 comments|513 views
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skeptic
Canada
I have found a beautiful prayer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I would like to share with you. I did not compose it. It was posted on another site under the name "Kublai" whoever that may be. Thanks, Kublai.

Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy to us
And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaf
For ever and ever
Ramen
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17 months ago: I have found a beautiful prayer to the God Almighty that I would like to share with you. I did not compose it. It was posted on another site under the name "Jesus Christ" obvious to many whom that is. Thanks, Jesus Christ.

"After this manner therefore pray: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, Your will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For yours is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen. For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you: But if you forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses." -Jesus Christ
skeptic
skeptic
Canada
17 months ago: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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