What do the Taliban have in common with monkies? The answer, Both smell bad after being in the desert to long, and both are well trained in shooting and killing Americans.
According to a PeopleDaily,a chinese news source, the Taliban have begun training monkies how to seek out Americans and use guns to kill them. Yes my friends that monkies with guns.
The Taliban is training them to only be replacement monkies, monkies who would have the ablity to use AK-47's and Sniper rifles among other things such as trench mortars ,would replace human Taliban soldiers if they are killed in a fire fight.
The monkies in the Taliban army is also beyond segregation, they have learnd that the macaques and the baboons are fully capable of fighing and should be trained equally. Both are undoubtedly amazing soldiers.
The Taliban has been kidnapping monkies whose parents have been killed by hunting and they are shipped to a secret base designed to train and keep these monkies ready for their day in the battle field.
What is really scary is that an unnamed US intelligence source has witnessed some of these "monkey terrorists".
So how do you like that, Not only do we need to worry about the Taliban with guns, but we have to worry about monkey snipers. In what reality does this happen? This is something straight out of some sad standup comic's routine or some bad sit-com.
This is a hoax story from china. i am glad it is a hoax. in fact, I need this to be hoax. The reason I need this to be a hoax is that if the Taliban can train monkies with penuts and bananas to use rifles and we cant even get sharks with lasers on their head.
The only animal we have that helps us fight are police dogs, and they cant even plant mines.
This speaks of some good quality training system that the Taliban have adopted. Imagine how much work it would get to get a monkey to shoot and kill. Some of our own human soldiers are not as easily trained, and certainly not for penuts and bananas.
I think what it is, is that they promise a female monkey in every tree of a 72 tree forest after they die if they kill in the name Allah who also goes by the name of 'ooh ooh AH AH'.
this is entirly Horse Puckey, but you have to wonder why the chinese would try to scare us with this. or...if its more real than we realize after all we did train George Bush to be president in using the same reward/punishment system..anyway we are now leaving the twilight zone.