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THE GUIDE FOR THE SEX STARVED MAN

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THE RONBOT HUNTER
THE GUIDE FOR THE SEX STARVED MAN

Your chances of finding and keeping a woman will be increased by following these simple suggestions.

1. Don't pretend to like or love her, or have chemistry for her when you don't.
2. Don't pretend to be who you are not. Be yourself at all times.
3. Don't lie to her ever about anything. Always tell her the truth, even if you are ashamed or embarrassed or fear the consequences.
4. Don't pretend to like her friends, apt., choices of movies etc. Tell her why.
5. Don't forget her birthday, day you met, etc. She won't.
6. Don't insult her friends, wait until later and tell her what they done.
7. Don't forget her needs come first in bed. Satisfy her first and you will never regret it.
8. Don't force her to have sex when she doesn't want to. Hold her and be quiet.
9 Don't beg her to have sex with you. Smile and walk away and wait. She will soon explain.
10. Don't force her to go out when she rather stay home with you or when she doesn't want to be with you. Tell her to tell you why when she is ready.
11. If you like her hobby, games, sports, past-times -- play with her.
12. Take her out to the best places you can afford. Don't be cheap.
13. Don't force her to choose between you and her pet or her friends. You will lose.
14. When you are wrong, admit it. When you were/are right, don't argue and let the fight die out by itself. You will not win by forcing her to admit she was wrong. Wait and she will confess later that she was wrong.
15. Foreplay of the mind is just as important as of the body. Compliment her when she looks great and don't lie.
16. At every opportunity bring her a present, to remind her how much she means to you.
17. Keep notes of the names and birthdays of her friends, pets, parents, and relatives. And buy them a present. It will amaze her.
18. Be her best friend, lover, partner, playmate, and confidant all combined into one.
19. Don't make apologies when you don't really mean them.
20. Don't force her to apologize, just wait.
21.Always treat her with respect. If you don't respect her, leave her.
22. Don't force yourself to caress her, but when the mood is right, always caress her and touch her as much as you or she wants.
23. Don't be cold and distant when angry, annoyed or depressed. Talk with her, remember she is your best friend too.
24. Don't meet her parents until you are sure you really care for her.
25.Don't bring her to your parents, until you are sure you really love her.
26.Take trips, go to dances, drive around, go to parks and show her that you enjoy being seen with her. And how proud you are of her.
27.Don't be vulgar, don't curse, beat her, spit at, insult her, or make her life a living hell. If you do, you don't deserved any woman. But deserve a beating from me.
28. Don't stay out without letting her know where you are at. And don't get upset if she checks up on you. If she does, it is a good sign. Women are always insecure about their men. She will learn to trust you.
29. You in turn must learn to trust her too.
30. Try to make new friends that are couples and enjoy their friendship together.
31. If you really care for her, you will be interested in her problems, troubles, fears and job related stories. Listen and talk with her about them.
32. Confide in her your own problems, troubles, fears and job stories too. You are a couple - act like one.
33. If your in-laws are crazy, low-classed, disgusting, and/or hate your guts, Ignore them or treat them with kindness. Do things for them or bring presents when you go visit them. DON"T insult them or mistreat them. She will defend them and get rid of you. Let her see that you above them, and not below them.
34. Don't ever let your own family mistreat her, insult her, push her around, etc.. Defend her when she is right and talk with her when she is wrong.
35.Make her family feel and see that their little girl is loved and well cared for. If you do, you will inherit another family.
36. Help her with the household chores. To her it is a big thing. It shows her that you care.
37. Keep yourself clean, neat and smelling fresh. Respect your own body and she will eat you up.
38. Respect her beliefs and religion and don't let her force you to attend her church meetings, unless you like her church or religion.
39. Don't ever fight over her religion or beliefs. Talk and tell her that you respect hers and want her to respect yours too.
40. Don't give her all your money and don't demand all her money. Make both joint and separate bank accounts.
41. It is your job as the man of the house, to be the provider. A woman will respect her man for his role and lose respect if she has to pay more than her share of the bills. Earn her respect.
42. If she does not work outside, you need to pay all the bills. She works to take care of you and your various needs at home. Pay up or get out. Her favors /goodies are not free -- ever.
43.If you are the beta male or gamma male type and not a forceful, confident alpha male type like me. Don't let her see your fears. A woman wants and sometimes needs to feel that her man is a real man. But will stay with a lesser man (coward) if he treats her like a Queen. She has to respect you in some way to stay with you.
44. Don't ever go thru her private: files, drawers, closets, diary, papers or documents, without her knowledge and consent. Invasion of her privacy rights will end the relationship.
45. But a woman if given enough suspicion or fears, because of your actions, will go thru your shorts, clothes, drawers, closets and files and will even inspect your body and smell your body, to see if you are cheating on her. Her reasons even if not proper, are for different reasons than yours.
45. Earn her trust and her cheating fears will end and so will her going thru your stuff.
47. If you borrow money from a woman, always pay it back. Even if she is your girl-friend and you have spent thousands on her. Pay it back.
48. Don't pretend to know about subjects, topics, discussions, abilities, you have no knowledge of. It is best to admit your ignorance, than to be caught as being stupid.
49. Without knowledge of the subject, your opinion will expose your stupidity and make you look bad in her eyes. Be truthful even if it hurts. In the long run, you always win.
50.Your woman will depend on you to repair the house or pay for the problem to get repaired. To do neither is to lose face or respect in her eyes.
51. Always treat her kids better than you treat yours. Yes I mean better!
52. Don't ever hit, beat, harm or abuse her kids. Win them over with kindness, respect and lots of toys.
53. The same goes for her dog or cat. Win them over with fresh meat or tuna fish, etc.
54. Don't allow her to mistreat you or take unfair advantage over you. If she does, you have lost her respect and love. Time to move on, she lost a good man.
55. Make every night with her the best that your body, age, condition and passion and lust will allow. Make her your willing slave in bed. Never let her forget that you are her "daddy".
56. Even if you are young, a Viagra pill once in a while will drive her insane with your passion, lust and endurance.

These are the things that a mature man of my age had to learn to be happy.

These are my beliefs and my way of living.
Without a woman in his/your life, a man is not ever complete or even sane.

This is also a short list of how to be a real man or a good irreplaceable man.

If you can follow them or most of them, you will always have a woman in your bed or home taking care of all your needs and desires.

Follow them or live alone and with no warmth in your soul.

If you can add to this list, memorize it and apply it to your life.

WOMEN ARE THE DAUGHTERS OF MOTHER EARTH.

WITHOUT THEM WE DIE.

ENJOY EVERY INCH OF HER --SHE IS MOTHER NATURE'S FOOD FOR YOUR SOUL

THE RONBOT HUNTER
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25 months ago: "If you can follow them or most of them, you will always have a woman in your bed or home taking care of all your needs and desires."

If that's the motivation, that's pretty damn sad.
amishking
amishking
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Auburn, NY
25 months ago: "Don't be vulgar, don't curse, beat her, spit at, insult her, or make her life a living hell." Personally, I have never hawked a loogie on a girl I was trying to sleep with.
go figure.
markbyrn
markbyrn
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25 months ago: Ronbot,

A very thoughtful and fascinating post to be sure but the first impression that came to mind after reading it all was: PW - see http://tinyurl.com/yzvjoa3 if you don't know what it stands for.

While there was numerous examples from your suggestion list that caused that impression, Suggestion 51, "Always treat her kids better than you treat yours. Yes I mean better!" is not only appalling on the face of it, but how many men have lived that advice and have paid the ultimate price in being permanently estranged from their own children?

My 2nd impression was 'contradiction' and it was based on Suggestion "2. Don't pretend to be who you are not. Be yourself at all times." You can't be yourself at all times and simultaneously jump through the hoops to follow the 55 other suggestions.

The last impression was 'lament' and it was based on the final suggestion, "56. Even if you are young, a Viagra pill once in a while will drive her insane with your passion, lust and endurance." I suppose it's the ultimate exprssion of our pill dependent erection obsessed society -sigh-
THE RONBOT HUNTER
THE RONBOT HUNTER
25 months ago: markbyrn:

Many men are themselves at all times. they are like me -- the take me or leave me type.

That means that we are confident or maybe too confident, and don't need to be what we are not.

A lot of men "PRETEND", or lie, or hide their true feelings, because they are not sure of themselves.

That is not what an average woman wants in her man.

As far as my experience goes -- a woman wants a man and not a wimp.

This guide is meant for the average guy, that has a problem keeping a relationship going.

It is a guideline and a helping hand.

There are too many lonely people out there, both men and women.

If a man jumps through the hoops,like you say, he is not ready to have a relationship and he is not much of a man.

You don't have to be p---y w--ped like you say, to respect women and treat them right.

That should come naturally to a man.

Treating a woman as a Queen means that you care for her.

Yes people in this society have problems, but life is not hard unless you give in.

The average man has to learn to appreciate and respect all women and never abuse them and never forget he is lucky, if he has a good woman.

WOMEN ARE THE DAUGHTERS OF MOTHER EARTH.

WITHOUT THEM WE DIE.

ENJOY EVERY INCH OF HER --SHE IS MOTHER NATURE'S FOOD FOR YOUR SOUL

THE RONBOT HUNTER
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
25 months ago: The above indicates a co-dependent personality. Are you never happy alone, or is another person (male or female) close by always necessary for your happiness?
THE RONBOT HUNTER
THE RONBOT HUNTER
25 months ago: Being lonely is not being co-dependent by any means.

Maybe you are happy having no one in your life.

And that makes you feel good, then by all means stay alone.

But aside from people like you, the rest of the world, needs affection, love, tenderness, caresses, warmth, security, children and sex.

For those people I wrote this short guide. I could even write one for the lonely women to learn more about their men or lack of men in their lives.

But then you would accuse them of being co-dependent -- Right?

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

THE RONBOT HUNTER
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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