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Stink-Free Underwear In Space

Posted 65 months ago|11 comments|970 views
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Alex Layton
Puyallup, WA
The Japanese have done it again. In an effort to make this world a better place, their astronauts are currently testing out a new line of stink-free underwear. That’s right. Stink-free underwear. It’s called J-Ware.

The undergarments are designed to “kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly.” One Japanese Aerospace official said, “He can wear his trunks more than a week!” The underwear is also flame retardant and static free, as well as stylish and comfortable.

While the Japanese space program is excited about reducing the amount of clothing they need to pack for a shuttle mission, I’m excited to be able to wear my underwear for a week, without having to worry about the smell! Gone are the days of the awkward silence when someone asks, “do you smell that?” I no longer have to hang my head in shame. I can now stand tall and say, “It’s that guy!”

So, thank you to the Japanese, for taking away the stigma associated with wearing your underwear for a week straight.
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Chris D
Chris D
Seattle, WA
65 months ago: This is great! With this product, I'll no longer have to endure the shame of my co-workers!
65 months ago: You know this will just lead to wearing the underwear for months straight, thereby proving the technology ineffective as human odors and unmentionables win the battle once again. I like the idea though, even if the two of you to comment here creep me out a little.
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
65 months ago: Hmm sounds good to me, no more running out of classing to pee!
The Cypress Gang
The Cypress Gang
65 months ago: I'll take a wild guess here and say that the ''Networks'' will quash this real soon. It's going to take away from all of that Adult Diaper revenue.
The Cypress Gang
The Cypress Gang
65 months ago: Sorry for double posting. This just came to mind.

This is GREEN! Look at all of the landfills that will shrink.

This is PRODUCTIVE! Look how many employers will require compliance so you can just pee at your workplace.

This is a BONUS for the Medical Indusrty! Look at all of the new drugs that will be produced to combat your new infections.

This is REVENUE GENERATING for the networks! Look at all of the new ads that you will see.

WAIT! Can't forget the GONVERNMENT! Look at all of the TAX DOLLARS they will collect.

Can anyone add to this list?
Alex Layton
Alex Layton
Puyallup, WA
65 months ago: No, I think some of you have the wrong idea. It's not a diaper. You still need to use the restroom. They just reduce your natural stench.
The Cypress Gang
The Cypress Gang
65 months ago: My Bad! So you still need a catheter?
Wait... That opens up a whole new industry!

More money!
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
65 months ago: Hmm, so maybe i'll buy a catheter and then wrap it in the stinky-no-more underwear.

What a novel idea. Then i can really Rantrave ALL day.
The Cypress Gang
The Cypress Gang
65 months ago: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it does it still make a sound?

I'm wondering how bad these guys stink in the sealed suits when nobody is there to smell it.
65 months ago: I wonder if it comes in hello kitty theme theme? I would SOOOO buy that.
The Cypress Gang
The Cypress Gang
65 months ago: When you send a pair of underwear into space to test it.
How many would you have to sell to break even (payback ratio)? Would Wal-Mart stock them? That is the real question.

I bet they would hit the 88cent isle pretty quick.

I'll just keep sending the wife out to the creek and her beat the clothes rock. Don't drink the water downstream!

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