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The Japanese have done it again. In an effort to make this world a better place, their astronauts are currently testing out a new line of stink-free underwear. That’s right. Stink-free underwear. It’s called J-Ware.
The undergarments are designed to “kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly.” One Japanese Aerospace official said, “He can wear his trunks more than a week!” The underwear is also flame retardant and static free, as well as stylish and comfortable.
While the Japanese space program is excited about reducing the amount of clothing they need to pack for a shuttle mission, I’m excited to be able to wear my underwear for a week, without having to worry about the smell! Gone are the days of the awkward silence when someone asks, “do you smell that?” I no longer have to hang my head in shame. I can now stand tall and say, “It’s that guy!”
So, thank you to the Japanese, for taking away the stigma associated with wearing your underwear for a week straight.