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Prince for President

Posted 30 months ago|7 comments|414 views
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Out Of The Box
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Prince is a genius.

"Why do you say that?", you might ask.

O.K., I was sitting around in a freshly painted room today, listening to the radio, when a song comes on by Prince, or the Artist Formerly Known as Love Symbol #2, and it hit me like a ton of something I couldn't quite identify.

"Tell me more!", you may (or may not) say.

Well, here is the part we've all beeen missing for , well since before 1999.

Blue = Democrat, right?
and
Red = Republican, you with me?

OK, Now stay with me,


Blue + Red = PURPLE!!!!


"Honey, I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out for something new
That means you too
You say you want a leader
But you can't seem to make up your mind
I think you better close it
And let me guide you into the purple rain"(((Reign)))get it?

"Purple rain, purple rain(reign)
Purple rain, purple rain(reign)
Purple rain, purple rain(reign)
I only want to see you underneath the purple rain"(reign)


Pretty spooky, huh?


All right, anyway, I'm going to let you discuss it between yourselves, I've got to open a window or something, these paint fumes are giving me a headache.





Hee hee, I was bored.................. sue me! !-P
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30 months ago: Were you finger painting?
30 months ago: I like it OOTB. It does add up when you think about it. I am however disappointed that I have not had such a spectacular breakthrough while sitting in a freshly painted room. What brand of paint do you use?
glitchypetpeeve89
glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
30 months ago: It so makes sense I never thought of it that way, but he should lead the purple party!

He would be great at negotiations, hes so soft spoken naturally that other countries couldn't possibly consider him hostile.

Also he can show the middle east that he understands their pain by creating a heart wrenching ballad about their depressing issues.

And he can raise up funds to get the USA out of financial debt by getting all the worlds stars together and making a group song like "we are the world" except it would be called "we need the cash"

(I know he didn't do we are the world but hey, I think he would be the only one able to gather all those people together)

For health care he's going to tap into some Marvin Gaye and give the world some sexual healing, and since he is so androgynous in the first place every one is included.
markbyrn
markbyrn
 Moderator
30 months ago: When the entertainment career has faltered, politics beckons.
30 months ago: You should have more ventilation in the room. Paint fumes are mildly hallucinogenic....as we see.
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
30 months ago: Pur-Pul Reign! Pur_pul Reign! Pur-Pul Reign! I can hear the crowds chanting it already.

It has the same crowd stirring cadence as the famous Stomp-stomp-clap! Stomp-stomp-clap! from Queen's "We Are the Champions"

Or maybe closer to "Hope and change" or "Yes we can!"
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
30 months ago: oops, sorry, "We Will Rock You"

Thanks for not hammering me on that one.

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