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Pondering the Imponderables

Posted 40 months ago|3 comments|1,056 views
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glitchypetpeeve89
Auburn, NY
Here are some questions that pop into my head…some of them are kind of rhetorical.

Why do I sing Christmas songs way after Christmas?
What happens to the other sock after you put them in the dryer?
When a catholic prays to Mary so Mary can tell Jesus and Jesus tells god, how do they send messages to each other? Email, snail mail, or those little air pressured tubes that they use in large warehouse stores and banks?
In a horror movie can the people hear the daunting orchestra music that always predicts the coming of something bad? Because I can! Why don’t they run, like in the opposite direction that they were going until the music stops or changes?!
Why is it that the product in every commercial, (no matter what it is) causes everyone in the commercial to have an orgasmic experience…is everything that good?
If when you sneeze someone is saying something good about you, and when your nose itches some one is saying something bad. Then what are people saying when you cough or even fart?
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does other fruits keep other kinds of doctors away too? Or is the apple just a general thing for all doctors. Like a cure all for all illnesses like snake oil?
Who was the genius who decided to eat something coming out of a cow pie? (mind you I love mushrooms)
If a veggie burger is mad out of vegetables, and a turkey burger out of turkey, then why is a hamburger not made out of ham?
Is it really still necessary to have instructions on shampoo bottles?

R&R (read and review) and add to this list of imponderables.

there are some link that have some funny questions.
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Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
39 months ago: Q: What happens to the other sock after you put them in the dryer?
A: It was never in there to start. If you clip your socks together with a clothes pin upon taking them off, you will never lose another sock.

Q: In a horror movie can the people hear the daunting orchestra music that always predicts the coming of something bad?
A: They cannot because, in production, there are no big speakers on set to blast the scary music. One might also ponder why only in scary movies do people walk down the steps into the basement even after their switching of the switch results in a blown bulb.

Q: Why is it that the product in every commercial, (no matter what it is) causes everyone in the commercial to have an orgasmic experience…is everything that good?
O: Cat litter commercials even?

Q: If a veggie burger is made out of vegetables, and a turkey burger out of turkey, then why is a hamburger not made out of ham?
O: No idea, but I have a similar question: Why do they call it a veggie pizza when it has bell peppers and mushrooms on it. That's a fruit and fungus pizza no veggies at all.

Q: Is it really still necessary to have instructions on shampoo bottles?
A: Yes, otherwise people might put on the conditioner first.

Q: Why do people often say, "I'll have black coffee without cream?"

Q: Why isn't everything that can be recycled recycled?

Q: Why does anyone still have a land line phone?

Q: If a yellow traffic signal means caution, why does it make people speed up?

Q: How long will it be before they start the Christmas shopping season in January?
39 months ago: Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways? The insanity goes on...

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