SCIENTOLOGY-LOVING USA WINS MENS ICE HOCKEY GAME AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY-HATING CANADA
Scientology is loved in the USA. However, Scientology was convicted of Breach of the Public Trust and infiltrating the police and government and fined a quarter of a million cheap Canadian dollars, in Canada.
Canada's Ice Hockey loss is, accordingly, attributable to Canada's backward attitude to Scientology.
Part of the reason behind USA's win is that the Church of Scientology has turned around the lackadaisical lack of respect for L Ron Hubbard's essential words that was behind the loss of thousands of the world's most important scriptures in the past few decades.
Ancient and fundamentally important Hubbard Scientology scriptures ( that sat forgotten in old boxes and without which Scientology was incomplete and not fully comprehensible) have recently been found and edited and are now for sale.
So, whatever failings Scientology was ever perceived to have had are now corrected.
Finally, we can have full understandingness of The Endowment of Livingness, and know how to advance from the degraded and pitiful state of being a Homo Sapiens to the exalted state of Scientologist.
Even Scientologists who are fully paid-up and in good standing, will need to buy the rediscovered scriptures for only around $7,500 - just a small part of your total commitment to Scientology. You also get 57 binders. The binders alone must be worth over $100.
The new LRH Advanced Clinical Course Lectures comprises a total of 1,020 rambling lectures, transcripts and glossaries, each chock-full of wisdom and knowingness that you just have to have if you want to keep up with the other people who have it. No one should feel silly buying it.
"A thousand lectures sounds tedious", you might say, "what sort of 'great wisdom' will I find when I buy my set?"
In fact, this Course is vital for the future of Planet Earth. Each lecture is spiritual gold, full of in-jokes and anecdotes. It is a travesty and an indictment of Scientology that it wasn't available before. Everyone needs a copy in order to salvage the planet. If you don't buy it, you are an idiot.
Just think, you could pay well over $20,000 for an equivalent set of lectures from other great spiritual leaders. And those other spiritual leaders know next to nothing about e-meters and the Marcabians. The binders would be extra.
If only one person in one hundred buys this fantastic course, that will be over 60 million sales worldwide at $7,500 each, for a total revenue to the Church of Scientology of around $450 billion dollars, or over $420 billion dollars in pure profit.
Even if the course is bought only by each active Scientologist, the profit will still be over $10 million dollars.
In any case, this money will go part of the way to purging Scientology of further Sea-Org and high-profile traitors like Marty Rathbun ("The Kingpin"), Mike Rinder ("The Fact-Checker") , Paul Haggis ("The Gut Dumpling"), Geir Isene ("The Fish-Fryer"), Aaron Saxton ("The Kiwi Fruit"), other homo sapiens, and Marcabians in human form.
This lecture series is the accomplishment of the long-hoped-for goal of total knowledge. You can just imagine Scientology leader Mr David Miscavige himself excitedly sending in his $7,500 to find out just what is in this grab bag, lucky dip of deadly-serious wisdom.
As the circle of life keeps on turning, and events repeat themselves over and over, the circle of life keeps turning and events repeat themselves over and over.