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OT Nirvana: Anonymous Delivers.

Posted 31 months ago|15 comments|749 views
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DeanFox
England
OT Nirvana (TM) is the ultimate OT level, when you reach OT Nirvana you have crossed the bridge. No more courses will be required. No more auditing will be required. You will never need to be sec checked. And you will not have to donate 1 cent to anyone in exchange for salvation. You will be the master of your life and everything that happens to you.

On completing this course you will have arrived at the beginning of your new life of OT Nirvana in which life really will be what you want to make of it.

This is the ultimate knowledge which you seek, what you originally wanted to know when you joined the organisation calling itself the church of scientology. The one knowledge which the organisation has failed to provide you with. This knowledge goes beyond what Hubbard ever got to with OT levels.

With this knowledge you will be able to make changes in your life, enjoy doing exactly what you want, be able to contribute to really helping others if you so wish.

With this knowledge you will know what restrains you in life and be able to choose to over come it.

To assist you in being eligible to get this knowledge I can reveal that the cognition of OT VIII is simply "Now that I know what I am not, I am ready to learn what I am". OT Nirvana gives you this knowledge. It is your destination.

This knowledge is available to those members of the organisation called the church of scientology wishing to make a nominal donation, after all I wouldn't want to be out exchange.

OT Nirvana (TM) was developed by Anonymous after literally hundreds of thousands of man hours studying and discussing Hubbard's teachings and yet it is delivered in one easy to understand booklet. One you need only accept.
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skeptic
skeptic
Canada
31 months ago: Curiosly, the Enemy formula requires you to "find out who you are". This fits in with LRH's concept of harmonics. OT Nirvana is just a higher harmonic of the Enemy formula. In any event, I congratulate anonymous for this stupendous technical breakthrough, which will surely revolutionize all of human existence forever!!!!!!!!!!!!
31 months ago: Do we get to take our cruise to higher learning on a pirate ship?
DeanFox
DeanFox
England
31 months ago: The cognition is truly amazingly obvious. It's like WOW, holy cow, OMG, WTF, BBQ, dairy queen I can't believe I spent all that money and didn't realise this!!!? Now I will never have to spend another dime, I only wish I'd worked this out myself though as it would have saved me $$$$. Thank you Anonymous you have changed my life. I've already gained so much. That's not the cognition, it's just the feelings and thoughts of awesomeness that channel through one when one has it. Dozens of people have this cognition every day.
DeanFox
DeanFox
England
31 months ago: Oh Yarr thar be pirates, you can even be one if you want. You can take your training where ever you want, just avoid asbestos riddled ex car ferries from the 60's. Eating caek is mandatory unless medical conditions prevent it.
31 months ago: Oh man, I read the booklet. Then I read it again. AND AGAIN! AND A FOURTH TIME!! Each time it was just like, POW, fwoosh, kablam! Freem, frood, zarking A!! It made so much sense all of a sudden, and I JUST GOT IT. My life has been changed in ways I can't even begin to imagine, the wins just keep coming and coming and coming and coming and coming!!!! I want to say a great big, heartfelt thank you to Anonymous for all its hard efforts in perfecting this tech and sacrificing so much so that the rest of us can benefit. If you only could see as I see, feel as I feel, then join me one year from tonight's grand release and we'll together celebrate the OT Nirvananess that shall never be forgot!

Zip zap zop! There it goes again! I just got another win!
Mecca  Anon
Mecca Anon
Clearwater, FL
31 months ago: Bump;

I am so excited about OT Nirvana (TM) that I ran down to the nearest bus stop and began shouting "OT Nirvana is the ultimate win!" Of course the nearest bus stop is about fifty yards from the Super Power building in Clearwater so I had Flag security hassling me in a heartbeat but I did not care because OT Nirvana (TM) IS the ULTIMATE WIN and I know that I will do a better job at my job now an I know that I will have much much more havingness and I know that beingness is next to beingess and my thinkingess is so SO SO much betterness and I am ready to pledge my next TRILLION BILLION GOOGLEPLEX YEARS to our great leader who has helped all of humanity and who is a noted humanitarian because he discovered OT Nirvana (TM.)
DeanFox
DeanFox
England
31 months ago: Oh yes Mecca Anon, the Super Power building, the building the organisation calling itself the church of scientology has never completed and will never get right. Anonymous meanwhile completed the tower of caek and built there own Supa Dupa Epic Power building in just the last 6 months; it's so epic that people cognate within a 2 city block radius. It uses loooong cat(TM) technology and ceiling cat(TM) has been installed in all 400 en-suite double rooms for the personal enjoyment of guests.
AnonymousLausanne
AnonymousLausanne
Switzerland
31 months ago: to longcat, our anonymous leader : Hip Hip Hip Hooray!!!
MikeMercer
MikeMercer
Glenn Dale, MD
31 months ago: ZOMG!!!1!
Where can I get mine???Z?
31 months ago: OT Nirvana is sooo Theta! It's fantastic to see Scientology applied properly and the tech finally getting back on source unlike that GAT squirreled crap.

Thank you Anonymous, I now have full control over Matter, Energy, Space & Time and can postulate furries gone with the power of my mind.
31 months ago: Yea like way cool stuff. But I can't believe that singer shot himself man, like real bummer you know............Oh wait you guys are talking about that band right?.....uhmm,....opps never mind.
DeanFox
DeanFox
England
31 months ago: Sadly OT Nirvana(tm) came out too late for the late Nirvana singer. Bummer really. Maybe if he'd come to know loooongcat... well who knows.
31 months ago: Anonymous is a scientlogy publicity stunt see this -
http://jwmadison.wordpress.com/2009/07/18/anonymous/
Mecca  Anon
Mecca Anon
Clearwater, FL
31 months ago: That occurred to me about twenty seconds into this Anonymous thing. I suppose they set up all of the forums and 4chan too. While not impossible I think it is unlikely. It's far more likely the some of the very active Anonymous members are in fact Ex Scientology members trying to force some kind of reform.

However the meme of Scientology as the creator of Anonymous is probably coming from Scientology itself. In any case it will no doubt have an interesting reaction.

/popping corn.
MikeMercer
MikeMercer
Glenn Dale, MD
31 months ago: It's true. OSA pays us to tell the world that Hubbard was a sociopathic monster hated by his whole family.
We are helping them spread the word that dianetic auditing's only effect is to occasionally induce psychosis.
They want us to let everyone know that scientology is a destructive criminal mob.
Very clever of them.

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