By now everyone has heard the news. The Democrats seem to have violated the freedom of choice. Correct, Democrats will no longer allow you to make a choice. You must buy into the liberal health care scheme one way or another.
Not to be out done by the Democrats. Republicans are proposing mandatory national life insurance. Everyone will be required to purchase death benefits.
Your employer will be fined if they do not meet required levels of precipitation. Not to worry. You will be able to purchase a yearly renewable waver to opt out from the I.R.S.
Don't loose too much sleep if you purchase an opt out waiver. You will be allowed to purchase the life insurance after you die.