Who would like to see RantRave's The Cypress Gang with a makeover?
I'm not talking just a paint job, I mean the whole dealio...
wouldn't you like to see Cypress get in touch with his inner car?
Sometimes you think you know a truck... and then they do something that blows your image of them completely out of the water... I'm talking about our Agent Mater with The Cypress Gang. One would think that the old truck didn't have a soft interior, but after you get to know the rusty ole' codger you see another side. Somewhat of a velour interior...
or button suede. I'm not saying he's "soft" and won't smack you into the middle of next week.. but there is a side of Cypress that is reasonable.
Back when "Owl" was DEAD in his sights, I saw Cypress ease off on the trigger, and let Owl to live another day... call it weak, I call it class! I see a makeover for Cypress along the lines of a NASCAR Racing motif... Richard Petty style. TCG is fast and furious with a smidgen of brutal honesty that can take you out in the pin-curve... never to let up on the home-stretch... you could really love to hate his tenacity.
At the end of the day, you may as well give it up... Cypress is not a rust-bucket, he is a "Sleeper" sporting a 1500 HP HEMI under the hood! IF you catch a glimpse of him in your rear-view... you better LEAD, FOLLOW or GET OUT OF THE WAY !:]
The Cypress Gang
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