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Makeover for Mater: "Discovering his inner Car"

Posted 7 months ago|14 comments|352 views
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Who would like to see RantRave's The Cypress Gang with a makeover?
I'm not talking just a paint job, I mean the whole dealio...
wouldn't you like to see Cypress get in touch with his inner car?

Sometimes you think you know a truck... and then they do something that blows your image of them completely out of the water... I'm talking about our Agent Mater with The Cypress Gang. One would think that the old truck didn't have a soft interior, but after you get to know the rusty ole' codger you see another side. Somewhat of a velour interior...
or button suede. I'm not saying he's "soft" and won't smack you into the middle of next week.. but there is a side of Cypress that is reasonable.

Back when "Owl" was DEAD in his sights, I saw Cypress ease off on the trigger, and let Owl to live another day... call it weak, I call it class! I see a makeover for Cypress along the lines of a NASCAR Racing motif... Richard Petty style. TCG is fast and furious with a smidgen of brutal honesty that can take you out in the pin-curve... never to let up on the home-stretch... you could really love to hate his tenacity.

At the end of the day, you may as well give it up... Cypress is not a rust-bucket, he is a "Sleeper" sporting a 1500 HP HEMI under the hood! IF you catch a glimpse of him in your rear-view... you better LEAD, FOLLOW or GET OUT OF THE WAY !:]

The Cypress Gang
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COMMENTS
7 months ago: No way.

Fame and fortune will NEVER change Mater...er...uh.. Cypress Gang.

7 months ago: Not to worry RED. You and I both know who we are. As do several others around here. The ones that don't are the ones that need to purchase truckloads of underwear. I gave my son his first gun today for his 11th birthday. I'm sure that will raise a few eyebrows and usher in a few negative comments.
7 months ago: TCG,

I may be Northern... but I been raised with guns all my life, as well as my kids. I don't see why kids should be denied the pleasure of blowin stuff up (constructively of course)... my one boy is a lefty and is an absolute crack-shot...
he's been shooting since he could hold a rifle !:]
7 months ago: My dad had one rule when it came to guns... "If you point a gun at something, it better end up dead" ...needless to say none of my family died by "friendly fire".
7 months ago: Jiminy Cricket. I be a tad bit red faced. I let someone off the hook?

To be me or not to be me? Thar be the question.

Just like when those Ivy Leaguers with that book learnin of law wet themselves every time they met that country lawya named "Racehorse" Haynes.
7 months ago: TCG,

You gotta admit you have a "need for speed" being a pilot... no?
7 months ago: I'm not a pilot. Just one of your run of the mill grunts. I'll never leave a brother behind.
2 months ago: So, your missing Mater?
2 months ago: DuH! This place ain't the same with out you !:]
2 months ago: OK, I'll think about it. You will know when my avatar changes. Be warned. I will need to do some house cleaning and will not take any sheet from anyone.
2 months ago: Fair enough !:]
2 months ago: Consider this car pic, on this post that I made for you... !:]
2 months ago: I just left a post and will see what comes out of it. I will not accept being blamed for running off anyone in the future. This is RantRave and if they can't stand the heat they need a job in a refriderator. End of that conversation. OUT!

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