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Gator farm... Wanted cheap gators...

Posted 22 months ago|6 comments|637 views
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I'm looking long term here. I need a 'gator' farm which will sell me little gators for about a buck each...

My long term plan is to release all of those gators up stream of a large city for the first year...

Second year plan is to release the gators into the city storm drains...

Year five to twenty is to remove manhole covers so we can clean the streets of walking debris while feeding the gators...

Year twenty to thirty...We eat the gators...

Yeah, yeah...
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22 months ago: Start in Gainesville.
22 months ago: Gainesville gators are tame compared to the ones I'm looking for...
Southern Lousiana swamp gators...
Hungry ones...
22 months ago: No, put your hungry, swamp (real) gators in Gainesville.
22 months ago: You can start eating them a little sooner than that, but who gets to chose the walking debri that becomes gator food?
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
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Philadelphia, PA
22 months ago: in that case, i think we'd better put those gators in D.C.
22 months ago: Tom might be on to something here. But, vultures stay away from gators.

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