Did you ever wonder why Muslims had so many men and women willing to blow themselves into little itty bitty pieces?
Well, my simple mind did, and guess what I came up with.
They have no Jesus Christ, no Christmas, no Christmas trees, no televisions, no Dallas Cowboy or USC (that's southern California) cheerleaders, no nudity, no Hooters, no Daytona 500 or no Bristol Motor Speedway, no football, no basketball, no diving into mud holes, no 4th of July, no snowball fights, no pork rinds, no pork Bar BQ, no hot dogs, no double cheeze, bacon, hold the pickles and onion hamburgers, no shrimp, no lobster, no thongs, no spectating beach vollyball, no Walmart, no nachos, no beer (!), and no beer nuts.
And they have to where sheets for clothes and towels for hats to boot!
Everybody in his neighborhood and in his family is sick all the time because there are no doctors, and there is a guy hanging out in the top of a tall tower wailing and wailing at all odd hours.
Nobody in his neighborhood and in his family takes showers or baths, and they get their heat from burning camel dung.
And when they relieve themselves, they go where they are and they don't use corn cobs or a SearsRoebuck catalogue or anything whatsoever!
And, a bunch of them have more than 1 wife, all at the same time! And somebody else picks your wife for you.
And, these guys can't shave, and their wives can't shave to boot!
I think I figured it out.