In a bizarre case of mistaken location, Darth Vader has apparently mistaken a local bank for a rebel base.
A man in desperate need for money decided he needed to frighten the employees in ways they have never even thought of before. He needed to share the face of someone truly evil, and what is scarier than the face that planned and developed the Death Star and used it to destroy Alderaan.
Well this Chase bank was not afraid of the darkside. One customer in the bank thought it was a joke, however, Vader was not to be mocked, no. he pulled out a gun and ordered the customer to the ground with it. The employees thought it was so funny that he had to yell,"this is not a joke" to them before they even realized that Darth Vader was really robbing them.
The only clue for the identity of the person is that he was aproximatly six feet tall and failed in they style department in the fact that his pants were a green camo-print.
Police are not sure what kind of vehicle he was driving, but they should probably start looking at reports of tie fighters in the vicinity.
It is also unknown if any local jedi were discovered and killed or not.
In all seriousness, I do hope they catch the guy. I really do. This is a bad situation to be in. No one should hve to go from thinking that there is a guy playing a hilarious joke on you then having that person point a gun at you and leave with your money. Thats just wrong.
The other reason I hope they catch this guy is because he wore camo pants. Seriously, he could not just buy a pair of slacks? Or even just black jeans? He is planning to rob a bank, what is the real hold up here? This was just sloppy thinking. I think he may failed to use the force and wet his pants right before the robbery. That's the only logical explaination for the shorts.
I will silence myself for now and meditate on this new element of the darkside. I will let the pictures speak for themselves.
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