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As a Snuggie aficionado and a Comfort Wipe fan, I am proud to endorse yet another fine As Seen On TV product. Let me set the scene.
**BZZZZ!!!**
Oh, no! You overslept! You HAVE to go to that big meeting, but your favorite $200 Seven jeans are filthy! What to do?
Thank the Lord you’re wearing your PajamaJeans!
That’s right: PajamaJeans: a blasphemous mating of comfy sweats and stylish denim. They’re perfect for people who’re too lazy to put on jeans, but are ashamed that they’re… too lazy to put on jeans!
The secret is in the patented PajamaJeans fabric: one part Spanx, one part loungewear, and one dash of bluing. I haven’t placed my order (yet!) but the PajamaJeans commercial promises “high contrast top stitching, back pocket design details, and even brass rivets so they look like they were made by some European designer.”
Unfortunately, PajamaJeans only come in one shade: dark blue. Don't the manufacturers know that they’ll double their sales if they offered acid-washed and pre-torn styles? That way, people will have the perfect outfit for their Jersey Shore 2 audition! (Seriously, though, the company is hard at work on new designs and maternity sizes.)
PajamaJeans are available online or via a 1-800 hotline. They cost $45. If you order now, you’ll get a free cotton t-shirt (actual retail value: $0.99).
So if you’re too lazy to put on pants, try PajamaJeans! “They do what ordinary jeans can’t do.”
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