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Coffin Spa Coming to a Funeral Parlor Near You

Posted 13 months ago|2 comments|522 views
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Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
In the category of offbeat news, here's something to rave about. A Colorado-based company called CycledLife has perfected a novel new technique for a more environmentally friendly, more natural way to decompose a deceased loved one (pet or relative). Instead of cremation which releases a whole host of noxious gases into the atmosphere not the least of which are toxic mercury vapors from fillings or burying and waiting for decades of decomposition, the loved one is placed in a heated alkaline solution for several hours until they are reduced to a brown fluid and a pile of bone residue -- instead of ashes, that's what you get to keep. The fluid can be returned tom the earth to allow for an expedited reunion with the elements and complete recycling.

For more details read this article from the Boulder Daily Camera. The comment thread is positively priceless, and had the article been published on 1 April, it most certainly would have been viewed a hoax.
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13 months ago: Soylent BROWN?
13 months ago: Why can't we just shoot them into space? Really? Why not. And why does it always cost money? Why would you melt a body into fluid anyway? What can be more natural and enviornmentally friendly than just letting them rot? Soylent brown,.
......that's really gross,..ya know,.....just plain nasty. The visual sucker punch has dazed me.

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