I woke up the other morning determined to relax and have a good time the whole day.
Later that day, I was walking down town when I came upon behind a rookie police officer writing a ticket for a car illegally parked. There was also a veteran policeman overlooking the rookie's efforts.
After noticing the back of the car, I walked up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a person a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I looked to his supervisor and said, "So, you're not going to help either?"
The supervising policeman said nothing.
I asked the supervising policeman if he really got paid for standing around watching a novice policeman try to remember his alphabet?
He glared at me and grumbled something to the rookie policeman.
I complemented the rookie policeman on his ability to write a ticket with his tongue stuck out on only 1 side of his mouth.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
My wife chimed in asking him is Dick Tracy there was going to give him driving lessons.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him and his supervisor, the more tickets he wrote.
Despite much more effort, the policemen quit writing tickets and walked off around the corner.
My wife and I high-fived each other and crossed the street and got in our car and left.
You Obama supporters really need to get those Obama bumper stickers off of your cars before parking them down town.
I had fun today.