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Chill And Have Some Fun

Posted 23 months ago|11 comments|468 views
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I woke up the other morning determined to relax and have a good time the whole day.

Later that day, I was walking down town when I came upon behind a rookie police officer writing a ticket for a car illegally parked. There was also a veteran policeman overlooking the rookie's efforts.

After noticing the back of the car, I walked up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I looked to his supervisor and said, "So, you're not going to help either?"

The supervising policeman said nothing.

I asked the supervising policeman if he really got paid for standing around watching a novice policeman try to remember his alphabet?

He glared at me and grumbled something to the rookie policeman.

I complemented the rookie policeman on his ability to write a ticket with his tongue stuck out on only 1 side of his mouth.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

My wife chimed in asking him is Dick Tracy there was going to give him driving lessons.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him and his supervisor, the more tickets he wrote.

Despite much more effort, the policemen quit writing tickets and walked off around the corner.

My wife and I high-fived each other and crossed the street and got in our car and left.

You Obama supporters really need to get those Obama bumper stickers off of your cars before parking them down town.

I had fun today.


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23 months ago: Looks like someone received a BUSHel of tickets.
Siempre Solo
Siempre Solo
Auburn, NY
23 months ago: Doesn't sound very Jesusish Red.
scotmanster
scotmanster
23 months ago: RSG that is hilarious.

SS http://www.rantrave.com/Rant/PLEASE-SHUT...
Siempre Solo
Siempre Solo
Auburn, NY
23 months ago: I'm not on the bus or in the library, numnuts. I'm on rantrave, so I'll do what I'm suposed to do and that is rant my opinion that what Red wrote is not very Jesusish. But then again you sticking up his un-Jesusish language and behavior is also un-Jesusish, So I supose that parylines are more important to you than being Jesusish, huh?! Yeah, that's what I thought.
scotmanster
scotmanster
23 months ago: numnuts? What did I do deserve that treatment muahahaha!
23 months ago: Amabo started it....but...er.....sorry...we're all sinners.


And there's nothing wrong with humor Siempre!
Siempre Solo
Siempre Solo
Auburn, NY
23 months ago: I should thankyou for the plug though!
scotmanster
scotmanster
23 months ago: Your welcome!
Altruist
Altruist
Eugene, OR
23 months ago: Now I know why I got all of those undeserved tickets. Thanks Red!

I sued the city of Austin for $3 million for harassment and they settled for $1 mill. I laughed all the way to the bank! :) :)
23 months ago: Al.

It was one of those yellow, closet looking cars, wasn't it?

Nice dice hanging from that little mirror.
23 months ago: Do it again! The city needs the revenue!

Great post!

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