As I scroll through the internet, listen to various podcasts, drive around, watch tv, read papers, books, magazines, chat to friends, and overhear conversations, so much has accumulated in my bag of words, it's high time to pull some out again. Welcome to the first installment of:
Best of the Past: Week 33Best News Item found in a newspaper: Evening Standard
"A lucky motorist escaped unharmed when an 18-ton truck fell on his car from a bridge. One passer-by did suffer slight injuries although this was due to running into a wall as he fled the scene of the accident."
Best Sign held by an hitchhiker: "I won't kill you"
Best office chair: Location: a London Bank
"We have a chair in my base office that makes a loud farting noise every time someone sits on it. I was there today, and a guy was deliberately setting the fart chair off to annoy a girl on a telecon. She eventually had to put the phone on mute and shouted: shut the **** up you child !!!!"