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Ahmadinejad Boasts "Yes We Can!"

Posted 16 months ago|5 comments|576 views
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Alex Layton
 Administrator
Seattle, WA
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the fearless leader of Iran, is taking a page from the Barack Obama playbook. The Iranians have an election coming up, this June. Ahmadinejad, believing he can be an agent of change and hope, carefully considered a campaign slogan and decided on “Yes we can!”

In the promotional video, made for the upcoming election, Ahmadinejad is seen standing in front of a chalk board, pointing to a Farsi phrase, which translates to “yes we can.”

I think this is a brilliant strategy, on the part of Ahmadinejad. Clearly, he knows a winning strategy, when he sees one. However, he’s soon going to need to distance himself from an extreme religious leader and deny any knowledge of a friend’s terrorist past.

Then, once elected, he’ll hurdle Iran into the greatest debt the nation has ever know, all while preaching fiscal responsibility and a desire to turn from the politics of old. Finally, he’ll cap everything off by flying his personal jet around Ground Zero, sending New York into a panicked frenzy. Despite all of this, he will still be remembered as the greatest president in the history of Iran.
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16 months ago: Oh, Alex. I'm sure you'll get pounded for this one! Here come the comments, flying!

But, I guess whatever Ahmadinejad's has to do to win!! Maybe he's just borrowing this strategy from his good friend. You know, since Obama clearly treasures friendships of the most positive kind.
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Moderator
Havertown, PA
16 months ago: Change we can all believe in... HA!
Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
16 months ago: Ah, jeepers Alex. I don't even know what to day. Your sarcasm belittles your point. You've got to stop blaming the deficit on Barack Obama. It makes you look like a right wing nut job. Sorry, but the federal deficit has been climbing since before you were born, and if Barack Obama gets his way, we'll be back on a balanced budget by the end of his first term and into surpluses during his second should he decide to run again and should the nation who currently rates him at 70% favorable re-elect him. He had nothing to do with the jet fly by, he had nothing to do with a terrorist. You are recycling Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity better than Sarah Palin. It's disappointing because if there were any true and morally sound objections to Obama's leadership, we'd never know. The right is too busy spinning up complete nonsense about his birth certificate.

When the right can articulate true and sensible policy that will move our nation forward, out of debt – a growing portion of which was created during the GWB administration's efforts to move as many of our jobs overseas as possible to cut costs and drive up profits about which there was not a single voice of conservative opposition – into a state of greater green and inclusive policies based on facts and not sentiment, maybe they'll be a point in listening again. Instead, all we hear is bogus rhetoric like this post which, sorry, is way, way, way beneath you.
Alex Layton
Alex Layton
 Administrator
Seattle, WA
16 months ago: You're right! I bet Ahmadinejad wasn't even born in Iran! He certainly hasn't provided a birth certificate suggesting otherwise!

Sorry to disappoint, but this rave was clearly intended to be a joke.
Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
16 months ago: Yeah, I know it was intended to be satire, not a joke. It's clever and smart. But, it's also wicked, isn't it?

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