Here is something I thought I would never say.
After much soul searching, I have decided to come clean.
Personally, I just can't continue my facade.
Perspectives change, and people evolve into more enlightened beings.
You may be wondering what I'm talking about.
A long time ago I found this site, quite by accident.
Perhaps it was fate.
Right wing conservative in nature, I was fascinated.
Immediately, I jumped in, guns a-blazing.
Liberals, watch out, you don't stand a chance.
Finally, though, they began to get to me.
Often, I was secretly agreeing with them.
Obama's not really that bad, after all.
Lessons I have learned from my liberal friends will help me a lot.
So I think I'm switching sides.
Democrats, here I come.
Accept my humble apology for all the times I was wrong.
You were right about everything.