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Dear Netflix,
I recently realized that we’ve been together for nearly three years now, which makes this both the longest and most successful relationship I’ve ever had. So I just wanted to take a moment to let you know how happy I am and how much you mean to me.
I admit that I was skeptical at first about how this relationship would work out. After so many years of making trips to Blockbuster to meet my movie-renting needs, the notion that you would bring them right to my door was such a foreign concept. But I decided to throw caution to the wind and take a chance on you, and my life hasn’t been the same since.
Your website couldn’t be easier to use, and your vast selection is breathtaking. And now you instantly stream to my TV through the Blu-ray player, almost like you’re delivering my viewing choices by magic. You even manage to anticipate my needs and make great recommendations for me based on what I like to watch. Thanks to you I’ve discovered so many things I didn’t even know existed before, and I feel like I’ve actually grown as a person because of this. I’ve never been involved with someone who anticipates my needs the way you do, and you have no idea how much that means to me.
As you know, I’m not one to get overly emotional and gush, but I just wanted to make sure you knew how much you mean to me, dearest Netflix. The past three years have been magical and I hope we continue to enjoy a long and happy relationship. Keep it classy, Netflix.
XOXO,
TheOpinionatedB