again from the archive to help catch up:
i love when i come back and i have a message from one or two of you people about things i say. especially the boy scout issue, when will you admit defeat? never am i going to let you win. ever. it's as if some of you enjoy verbal abuse. i go on the computer, you see i'm here, you proceed to lecture me on the good things people do, blah blah blah. you know what i do when you sit there and critique whatever the hell i wrote the night before? i sit here, click the "minimize" icon, and i sit there, play solitaire and listen to "beer for my horse" from toby keith and daydream about hanging you from a "tall oak tree".
now, speaking of "Do-Gooders"; if you've ever been a salvation army santa, i hate you. everyone knows them. the santas with the bells asking for change. go figure, it's almost the same as when the boy scouts ask if i want to buy popcorn and support their cause. no, i don't want popcorn. the girls may be ugly, in general, but at least the cookies are the berries. so, until you little boyscout bastards start selling something cool like reeses cups or revolvers you ain't getting a damn cent from me. and another thing, when i pull over on 495 to take a piss at a rest stop and i can't get in because of your silly popcorn sale... from now on i'm draining it right in your minivan's open window.
--- Walmarts nation wide just reported angry armed mobs outside the doors claiming they are waiting for the salvation army santa and the boyscouts. girl scouts have been granted a "free pass" given that they are bearing cookies.