Friday, April 23, 2010 at 1:44am
i would like to commend all of the people out there who are nice enough to send their friends online "gifts". various applications, like facebook, world golf tour, and whatever else you may be on allow you to do this. Someone has a birthday? cool, give us a few dollars to send a cyberspace teddy bear. keep ****ting the bed on your drives in world golf tour? it's alright, for a small one time fee of $7.95 you can buy a whole new set of taylor made clubs. bad **** huh? dumbasses.. then there's that new phenomenon i just read an article on, "second life".
really, look it up. these people are unbelievable. if you participate in this i truly hope you feel offended that i'm saying these things. honestly, if you were right here i would, to your face, say; "you are a complete ****-stick". second life... anyone ever play the sims or sim city? yea, we all have, admit it. anyways, you create yourself and bee bop through, here's the huge twist: a fake (second) life. unbelievable, i know.. and in this second life you can be anyone you want. in reality you're an anime watching, basement living, pothead? no problem. join second life, for a few hundred REAL dollars you can buy a FAKE house worth millions. you might even be lucky enough to "wooh" some fat chick who has ripped abs and fluffy hair in her "second" life.
seriously, this bull**** occurs. i even read article about people getting divorced because their spouse was too tired of having to fight for attention. and people used to dump on stuff like online dating, i'm sorry, this is my new **** for internet harassment. people in the article say it's cool because they can "be whoever they want". sweet deal. i think i might sign up for an account right now and make a giant viking warlord and burn down all the villages. rape and pillage.
--- after reading this thousands of ****-sticks bought imaginary boards for their imaginary homes to protect against a potential internet viking warlord. go make real friends, **** donkeys.