So today at work, I was mildly irate, merely because I was working, and this irateness was then intensified by about 20 customers who tried to pay in hundred dollar bills, and only about 2 of these customers had purchases exceeding ten ****ing dollars, and one **** actually had a lot of small bills that i could see in his wallet, but still tried to pay with the hundred. this whole time I was wondering "why is everybody trying to pay with hundreds? did everyone in Mansfield start slinging rocks?"
time after time, i had to tell them that i did not have change for a hundred, because one **** paid for a pack of cigarettes with a hundred, and every time their reaction pissed me off more and more. One guy simply replied "oh", and then pulled out a ten dollar bill, and i nearly punched him. then finally, some douche clarified why the rest of the douche-nuggets were trying to pay in hundreds after I asked "why are you trying to pay with a hundred when you have smaller bills in your wallet?!" his response was "that's how I ball"... THAT'S HOW YOU ****ING BALL?, SORRY, I MUST HAVE NOT REALIZED IT WHEN YOU ROLLED UP IN A GODDAMN KIA SORENTO, PUSHING ITS ****TY STANDARD SOUND SYSTEM TO ITS ABSOLUTE LIMIT, IT JUST SCREAMED BALLER, BUT I WAS DISTRACTED BY ITS NASTY ALUMINUM RIMS, YOU ****ING ****!
AND THE WORST PART IS IT ALL MADE ****ING SENSE, ALMOST EVERYBODY THAT TRIED TO PAY WITH A HUNDRED HAD DRIVEN UP IN A ****TY CAR,. WITH ****TY GENERIC RADIO POP-RAP BLARING, AND BOUGHT ALMOST ****ING NOTHING.
YOU ****S ARE NOT BALLING! MYRON PRYOR OF THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS COMES IN EVERYDAY, AND NEVER GIVES ME ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A TWENTY.
TOMORROW NIGHT I'M GOING OUT AND BUYING A GOD DAMNED VIKING BATTLE AXE, SO THE NEXT PERSON THAT ROLLS UP IN ONE OF THOSE CARS AND TRIES TO PAY WITH A HUNDRED, I WILL IMMEDIATELY DECAPITATE THEM AND SAVE HUMANITY THE PLAGUE OF THEIR GENES BEING SPREAD.
UNLESS YOU ROLL UP IN A FERRARI 599 MINIMUM AND ARE DRESSED IN A PINSTRIPE TUXEDO/SUIT SMOKING A CIGAR, OR ARE JAY ****ING Z HIMSELF YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY YOUR ACTIONS WITH "that's how I ball" YOU FILTHY FALLOPIAN TUBE.