You Can't Make This Stuff Up.
Some of my friends and I got together to do some charity work for an unfortunate person.
(And some of these guys are flaming liberals. We agree on who Jesus Christ is, but that is about the extent of it.)
Well, we had to build a ramp for a disabled person to be able to get in and out of his home.
We toiled all day in the cold and rain and built a master piece.
When we were done, the liberals were lamenting the fact that we used 3 ½ inch screws instead of merely 3 inch screws.
The extra effort to screw in the 3 ½ inch screws used an extra 8% or so of battery power which unfortunately contributed to Global Warming....er...uh.... Global Cooling.....uh....er... Climate Change....er...uh... DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD!!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGG!
Power drills running for an extra second for 1,000, 3 ½ screws will destroy the planet!
These liberals honestly think this way. Unfathomable.