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Yoko Ono, would you please shut up.

Posted 19 months ago|28 comments|1,478 views
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amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
Look. I know you are still trying to get over the horrible death of your husband. I know you watched him be murdered right in front of your eyes. For that, you will always have my sympathies.

But enough is enough.

You are 77 years old, and you and your no talent son are putting on a concert to "celebrate" the 70th birthday of one of the world's great talents. Please stop before you start to tarnish the memory of John.

No one wants to hear you sing.

No one wants to hear your son sing.

In million years, the two of you couldn't write a song anywhere near as good as John could, so get your own gig.

I once heard a child refer to the Beatles as " the band Paul McCartney was in before Wings".

If I ever hear John Lennon referred to as "the guy who married that crazy Asian chick", you will wish you had never gotten out of that mental institution in Japan.

You are almost 80 years old. For the love of Mike will you stop squeezing John's corpse for every last drop of fame you can get?

Again, I am sorry for your loss.

Peace.
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19 months ago: Spell it backwards. The whole world (Google and YouTube) have tributes wishing John a happy 70th birthday.

Really. Spell it backwards.

Yoko Ono = O no ok oy ?
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
19 months ago: That's some funny sh*t.
19 months ago: It's called reverse engineering. Only those that see the Matrix can do it.
EuphoricAnomaly
EuphoricAnomaly
Phoenix, AZ
19 months ago: If the crazy **** loved her husband so much, why didn't she jump in the way of fire? Now we have to continually listen to this gook douche until she finally dies, or, in a strange twist of irony, gets gunned down outside her apartment. That would be hilarious.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
19 months ago: Uh,...ok, welcome to rantrave?

I gotta admit, I've been saying "gookdouche" as a one word mantra since I read your reply. All day, like a chant...

"gookdouche..gookdouche..gookdouche..gookdouche.." someone who overheard me asked me what I was saying, I told her it was a Macedonian prayer...
Paper Tiger
Paper Tiger
England
19 months ago: Re-That would be hilarious.

Yeah right! Because she gets on your nerves?
19 months ago: Hummm Grasshopper? Try to place your finger in that slant.... Uh...
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
19 months ago: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
19 months ago: So Yoko is a "gook"? Post was pretty entertaining up to that point.
EuphoricAnomaly
EuphoricAnomaly
Phoenix, AZ
19 months ago: Oh do I hear a crying baby somewhere? I'll use whatever language I want, regardless of consequence.
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
19 months ago: Oh dear, I see you have been neutralized. That's what that double standard will get you.
Paper Tiger
Paper Tiger
England
19 months ago: Re-Oh do I hear a crying baby somewhere? I'll use whatever language I want, regardless of consequence.

You think Yoko should die because she is having a concert, you are a sick person.
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
19 months ago: Yeah, I gotta agree with Huey there. There's no call to use racial slurs here. Nor to encourage those that do. And nobody is forcing you to listen to her.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
19 months ago: I am going to assume that you are being sarcastic, as I was in my last comment. I know you can not be that self righteous.

Just in case I am wrong, and you are seriously telling me to just ignore her, this is a RANT, and you nobody is forcing you to read this or comment on it.

So lighten up and take a joke. Words only have the power that we give them.
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
19 months ago: I was mainly talking to EuphoricAnomaly, his racial slur went over poorly with me, and I didn't sense a joke in what he was saying. It sounded just purely hateful.
I don't like Yoko Ono either, I always got the impression that she influenced John Lennon down the wrong path. I've never heard her sing, never wanted to, and still don't. I never really had enough interest in her, other than the fact that she was married to Lennon.

Your Rant is actually quite good. Interesting reading, with just enough words to convey your message. EA's entire comment was unconscionable. Not only did he employ racial epithets, he said it would be hilarious for her to get "gunned down in front of her apartment". That's just uncalled for and over the line.
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
19 months ago: But you gotta admit, with that hairdo she does at least look a little bit like John Lennon.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
19 months ago: Now that's what I'm talking about. That there is funny.
19 months ago: I could go on a diatribe about racial and ethnic slurs, but I'm not. I can take a good joke. "Blazing Saddles" is one of the funniest movies of all time.

But its about the spirit the joke is given in.

EuphoricAnomaly is a coward and a jerk. Proved it by running for the fields when I called him/her on it.

Paper Tiger
Paper Tiger
England
19 months ago: Re-EuphoricAnomaly is a coward and a jerk. Proved it by running for the fields when I called him/her on it.

It sounds to me like a child with ADD has wondered onto this site. Maybe needs to up the medication?
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
19 months ago: Sorry guys. I thought you all were getting on my case. Pardon any harsh words, please.
19 months ago: Forget the name calling and get to the meat of the matter. Why is it that Yoko makes so many people feel so angry after they listen to her? I think it is because she comes of as if she has something to say when the reality is that she has nothing to say and when her nothing is compared to the something of John Lennon which has been immortalized in the music of his youth the comparison draws attention to that stark emptiness that has become Yoko's life.

It makes the thinking person ask: Why haven't you done something with your life already? This question is apparent through out this rant and the point is brought home in the rant when, Amish King restates the comment once heard by a child and that is: I once heard a child refer to the Beatles as " the band Paul McCartney was in before Wings". Had she remarried some other socialite or started a fashion or cosmetic line between then and now perhaps a memorial to John might be endearing.

We might hear the people echoing their sympathies as they recall him too. But she hasn't done any of that. All she has done is as the orginal poster has clearly made the point already is sponge off of her late husbands life. It's about time she get that point. That point is: Get over it and go get a life.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
19 months ago: "It's about time she get that point. That point is: Get over it and go get a life."

Dwayne, you can't tell her to get over the death of her spouse. That is a personal and emotional process that only she can relate to. You can tell her to stop exploiting the death and using it to gain attention. In essesence, "get a life of your own".
19 months ago: I'm glad I don't understand her predicament. Is she caught in some sort of time warp? Has the death of her husband prevented her from moving on with her own life? There are other woman that have gone through similar ordeals and moved on. Jackie Kennedy Onassis is a stellar example. So what is Yoko's problem? Is it a cultural thing? Are Japanese women prevented from having a life of their own once their husbands die? Wouldn't that just apply to Japanese husbands since they are cultural and ethnic isolationists?
19 months ago: well said! i never understood what john saw in her, the screeching, stupid wench.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
17 months ago: Yep, still catch myself mumbling it during the day:

gookdouche, gookdouche, gookdouche....

It's like a yoga chant for me. Helps me clear my head and relax. I don't even realize what the words are anymore.

...gookdouche...gookdouche...gookdouche...

I was playing "Harry Potter" with my nephew the other day, and used it as a spell while we were dueling...I flicked my wand at him and yelled "GOOKDOUCHE"!!!! He asked me what that spell did, and I told him it turns you into a zombie that sucks the juice out of dead people to live. He thought that was great. I called it my "Yoko" spell.

GOOKDOUCHE, everyone!
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
16 months ago: Gookdouche; a poem.

Gookdouche
gookdouche
gookdouche
I have had it tattooed on the inside of my left wrist,
under my watchband.
I slide my watch down and run my finger over it, while I chant the word over and over in my head.
gookdouche
gookdouche
gookdouche
It calms me when my perception starts to shift over to the other reality.
I think I may need help.
Thanks, EuphoricAnomaly,
for the gift of my obsession.
Gookdouche.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
14 months ago: Attention, attention...

Gookdouche tee-shirts are now available in the Amishkingland Gift Shop. They are available in size stupid, really stupid, and extra stupid.
I repeat, Gookdouche tee-shirts are available for a limited time so act now.
That is all.
amishking
amishking
 Moderator
Auburn, NY
7 months ago: I have not had a cigarette in over a year. I owe it all to gookdouche. Whenever I feel the need to smoke, I close my eyes and chant the words...gookdouche, gookdouche, gookdouche. It is the focal point of my existence. Anything is possible with gookdouche.

Gookdouche.

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