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White Chocolate

Posted 18 months ago|2 comments|544 views
This evil thing poses as chocolate.
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What I never really understood was why white chocolate is even considered chocolate. I as a lover of milk chocolate (and sometimes dark chocolate) had sometimes wondered about this when I had nothing better to do. I think it is important that I explain why white chocolate isn't real chocolate besides the fact that it tastes absolutely disgusting. White chocolate has no cocoa or chocolate liquor in it which dark chocolate and milk chocolate both have. Also because it doesn't have those particular ingredients, it also means that white chocolate doesn't have theobromine. Theobromine is the stuff in milk chocolate and dark chocolate that makes people a little happier and more awake, but people usually mistake it for caffeine. The very mild stimulant in chocolate really isn't caffeine as many people mistakenly believe, it is really theobromine. White chocolate has no theobromine, so it doesn't have the mild awakening and happy qualities of real chocolate.

With that in mind I never quite understood why people really like white chocolate. It's purely disgusting and it doesn't even freaking look real, I mean it's white and that just looks artificial on anything edible. I think this product is a complete waste of money.
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18 months ago: I don't think I could agree more.
Siempre Solo
Siempre Solo
Auburn, NY
18 months ago: Amen!

Ban the Vanillin flavored coco butter fat!

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