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Ugh… I love Ellen, but I do NOT agree that a sugar cleanse diet is going to be fun. On her Twitter today, she talked about how she’s going to “cleanse” sugar from her diet. She wants her followers to join in. Yeah. That sounds fun. NO Girl Scout cookies, NO creamer in my coffee. Right.
But hey, what the hell, if Ellen can do it, I should try for a week or so.
So I’ve never tried a master cleanse or advanced cleanse diet before. One of my coworkers tried it and it gave him gross intestinal issues, so I’m a little scared of the “cleanse” idea. But Ellen’s sugar cleanse sounded more like a detox kind of thing, so I went online and searched for it. Apparently, Glamour magazine has a sugar detox diet.
Glamour says that refined sugar is death to humans. It rots your teeth and your bones. Never mind that it makes you fat. They say to toss out your “sugar temptations”… like, the entire contents of your refrigerator. Gotta cleanse that sugar right out of your home! Yeah, I drink maybe one ginger ale a day, and eat peanut M&Ms, so getting rid of my sugary stuff shouldn’t be too hard.
Glamour says the sugar cravings should start in three days and end after two weeks. Ha… and that you’ll have more energy and lose weight.
So, I guess I will check back in with Ellen after the sugar cleanse has finished. If I stick with it.