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Usain Bolt should play in the NFL.

Posted 17 months ago|0 comments|984 views
Wrong sport for Bolt
Written by
CrbBob
Costa Rica
Since Usain Bolt gained world-wide fame for being ridiculously fast at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, he's been able to mix in visits to his favorite club, Manchester United.
But now he's seriously talking about his future as a footballer and not just his past.

My take on this.
Come on Usain, you don't want to play this sport.
I have an idea for you Mr. Bolt. It's a very good idea and I'm sure you can make lot's of money doing it.

Head on over to any local NFL team and tell them you want to play wide reciver. What me. Usain Bolt in the NFL, you want me to get hit and smacked around like a little red headed step child by a over drunken Jack Daniels drinking step mom?
No Mr. Blot you would never get hit, thats the beauty of my plan. Ok your team has the ball on there own 20 yard line, you line up on the left side go in motion to the slot, you then run a deep up and out. The QB holds the ball for 2 seconds then lets it fly as far as he can down the middle of the feild. By the time you get to the other 20 the ball is in your hands and there ain't a person around as the safety is still standing back on the 50 yard line wondering what the hell was that 100 mile an hour gust of wind that blew past him.
You catch the ball then walk into the endzone. (You can catch right?)
Ok after two plays the defense learns of this plan, so they drop the safety back 50 yards of the line of scrimmage. You line up and run the same play, except the QB, runs a delayed draw, now you have a hole as big as the grand canyon, because noone is around as all the DB's have started chasing you! Running back gains at least 20 to 30 yards a crack. Guess what you still have not been hit!

Usain Bolt get you butt on over to the NFL soon!
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