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Agent Tom Wing has been captured and cloned!
This just in....
As you all know, we last heard from Agent Wing as he was stranded on the forest moon of Endor, surrounded by the entire tribe of native tree babies. It is our duty hear at Amishkingland Castle to update you as to the whereabouts of Agent Wing since last we reported.
Agent Wing made it back to our time. Disoriented from the time jump, he was found passed out in the wilderness of Arkansas, and taken in by a seemingly innocent and loving family.
It turns out the loving family was a secret cult, determined to make it into the world record books by having the largest family in the world.
And they wanted Agent Wing to help them do it.
In their secret lab, they cloned the Wingster several times before he managed to escape.
We are currently trying to find Agent Wing, as well as the Arkansas support collection unit.
Anyone who sees Agent Wing is asked to call the castle immediately. All calls will be confidential.
Thank You,
Amishking.