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This is Awesome

Posted 21 months ago|6 comments|490 views

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Ghost Rider 17
Methuen, MA

I don't know how many of you are familiar with the internet tool, "Stumble", but I suggest you look it up if you're not. Anyways, while using it this morning I happened to find this article:

http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfr...

I'm still laughing about it..

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AEsposito
Boston, MA

21 months ago: i like it.

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Veronika

21 months ago: yeah, stumble has been around for a while. You can find some cool stuff.

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The Cypress Gang

21 months ago: I'm wondering if Mattel is trying to replace the good old rocking horse?

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Ghost Rider 17
Methuen, MA

21 months ago: If they're looking for investors that want to try to combine the rocking horse and the vibrating wand I am all for it.

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The Cypress Gang

21 months ago: I have to ask...Call me "buck tooth"...

Are there TWO versions of the vibrator sweeper that they wish to incorporate into the American Rocking Horse....? Does that not mean TWO Saddles? Or, Two sexed horses with different saddles?

Is one set to the front and one set to the "REAR"...? One with teats and the other with huevoes....?

One must ask...

Which sex gets the front and which sex gets the rear?

Gotcha.... B.I.T.C.H....enjoy your penetration while you can....

What about Gays and Lesbians? Do they get a "Third" saddle that has input on both ends...?

We are now up to three production lines. Let's not talk about packaging, promotion, marketing, MSNBC, CNN, PBS, CBS, ABC, NBC or the righteous Obama that will plug those holes...

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Ghost Rider 17
Methuen, MA

21 months ago: Yes, I'm sure it would be difficult to actually sell said device seeing as everyone would get all up in arms over some aspect of it or another. I'm not particularly concerned about people's political, religious, sexual or whatever beliefs. If I could make a quick buck selling rocking horses with dildos, basically, I'd most certainly do it.

It's probably considered "shallow" by a lot of people, but sex does sell. Hell, I bet it's easier to sell this stuff than it would be to sell something intelligent like "Rosetta Stone" or something. Although, that product is actually pretty good.

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