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This happened earlier today and caused me quite abit of upset.
I was sitting in my house enjoying reading my sunday newspaper when there was a knock on my front door.
I sat still hoping my wife would answer but alas she was upstairs.
Forcing myself off my new couch i opened the door to be greeted by a quite "Nerdy looking teenager with a thin tie and trousers that were so short they we nearly shorts".
Before i could even say anything he told me he was a messenger from the lord.
I stopped him very quickly and told him he had 5 seconds to get off my drive or i will throw him off.
A person shouted from the bottom of my drive its ok i will put you in the book.
Now i wasnt sure if i heard all the sentence so i put my shoes on and marched to the bottom of my drive really angry.
I was enraged by now and i am sure as hell not going in anyones book.
To be greeted by four people with leaflets was a shock but i aint going in a book.
I then said if you think you are putting me in a book i will kick all your buts only to be told by an older male who popped his head round a corner that the book only meant they would never knock on my door on a sunday again.
Now this made me feel bad as i wasnt 100 percent sure what i heard from a distance and went marching off in the heat of battle.
I feel a bit silly but i now have another problem.
They said they wouldnt knock on my door on a sunday but there are seven days in a week.
I have nothing against religion each to there own and all that but please dont ruin my sundays and if i wanted to talk religion i would goto church.
Now i am not trying to offend all of you religious people out there as even i give to charity etc but there is a time and a place for everything.