Discussing the proper use of the reproductive organ on a previous rant I wrote:
The Big Gay Applemade me think of this list. I don't want to be repulsive so I toned down the language. Furthermore I wasn't sure how vulgar RantRave rules would consider the P word so I opted with using it's definition instead. The following is a list of the things I believe that a male reproductive organ should not have to see!
1) A surgeon
2) A hole at the end of a condom
3) Rough, crusty, scaly, dirty hands
4) A tampon or sanitary napkin
5) Fecal matter
6) chewed up food debris
7) implements of torture
8) clowns
9) adult diapers (heck diapers of any kind)
10) another organ similar to itself (unless it is in a mirror)
11) splash back
12) spandex, leather or plastic
14) dirty underwear
15) public latrines
16) open public spaces
17) charging wild animals
18) Televisions playing movies with bad sound tracks
19) Disco lights
20) Dentures
I suppose that I could include a whole lot of other things I would not want you know what to see but then the list would be a whole lot longer. What is important here is that I include the basics and I think that this list just about covers the basics. What do you think? If you are female do you have a list for the female reproductive area as well? Please comment.