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The Pleasures of Smoking

Posted 34 months ago|9 comments|796 views
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JAK Gladney
Saint Albans, WV
Today marks three months of smoke-free living. I don't feel healthier, sexier, more socially responsible, less of a dupe to slick marketing, or in any way like "a better person."

I do feel temperamental, irrational, petty, alienated from the community of smokers--which is really the only community I'd join voluntarily--a sucker for anti-tobacco propaganda and doctors who trade in similar pleasure fear, and generally less contented. Contrary to popular (read: uninformed, easily molded) belief, cigar-smoking really isn't about drug addiction: in any event, three months is safely past any real or imagined withdrawal stage, so I'm guessing it's the ritual I miss more than anything else. Beyond that, I don't want to contribute to the false divide, perpetuated by some cigar smokers, between our "hobby" and the cigarette-smoker's "habit": the non-smoking public doesn't distinguish one tobacco-related vice from another, so neither do I.

Anyway, so much for not smoking.

If you smoke, don't stop: angering the non-smoking public and unmasking their shallow, my-vice-is-entirely-my-business/your-vice-is-a-menace-to-public-health sense of tolerance is a responsibility that shouldn't be taken lightly (remember F. Scott Fitzgerald: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." By forcing this contradiction, you're boosting the militant non-smoker's intellectual life).

If you don't smoke, seriously consider taking it up. Your peers were right--your "cool" needs all the help it can get.

Pictured is actor Craig T. Nelson--I loved the series "Coach", and I didn't know until today that he was a cigar-smoker (looks like a La Gloria Cubana Serie R, natural wrapper, but I can't be certain--a good, strong smoke). Craig has good taste.
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Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
34 months ago: My condolences on losing an dear friend.
JAK Gladney
JAK Gladney
Saint Albans, WV
34 months ago: Thanks, OOTB. Two months of dieting, no
cigars...something's gotta give.
34 months ago: You may not FEEL sexier--but I guarantee your breath, your hair and your clothes smell better! THAT should pay off in more quality time with the wife!

Congratulations! I know how hard it is to stop.
Rudi Stettner
Rudi Stettner
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34 months ago: I believe smoking is bad for ME. I am militantly opposed to preaching to others. I believe that there is a smoker personality type and that even ex smokers have it. I prefer the smoker personality type. Preachers of clean living really get on my nerves. Best wishes on whatever health choices you make.

Read what Oriana Fallaci has to say about smoking

http://www.giselle.com/oriana3.html
Out Of The Box
Out Of The Box
 Moderator
34 months ago: She seems like a lady I would get along with.
When I am deep in thought, and my body is on autopilot, my mind gives my physical self a simple task to keep it occupied. Light up and smoke up.

I have actually fired one up in church,(boy, that didn't go over well) and once was almost tackled by the flight crew on an airport tarmac.
34 months ago: 20+ years since I quit, forcibly. If you can't inhale, you can't smoke and the coughing fits nearly ripped my lungs and throat out, really bad bronchitis that year.

Hope you can stick with it but know it will be a challenge and ZL is right, you will smell better to everyone.
34 months ago: Amen about the smell. Give it a few more months, and you'll realize you can't stand the stink of it either. Never was a smoker myself, but have friends and family who were and quit. Now they can't even remember why they ever liked that nauseating aroma.
34 months ago: After stopping cigarettes, it's good not to wake up in the morning feeling you lungs, is it not?

However, as long as I am able, I will periodically enjoy a nice cigar.

Heynoni and zoo:

I only smoke by myself or with other cigar smokers.
Altruist
Altruist
Eugene, OR
34 months ago: Thank you for not smoking. Some people like me are especially sensitive to cigar smoke which can give me a headache just by smelling it across the room.
Do you have kids or grandkids? They will appreciate your giving it up also.Most people are aware of the dangers of second hand smoke. Some say it is even more dangerous than what the smoker gets because it is unfiltered.Now research indicates that the smoke residuals that settle on everything in a smokers house is also dangerous especially to kids. See: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=what-is-third-hand-smoke

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