Typhoon:
color: pink
flavor: supposed to be tropical punch flavored
actually tastes like: peaches and battery acid.
conclusion: horse ****, don't buy it.
White out:
color: white
flavor: supposed to taste like "smooth citrus" whatever the hell that is
actually tastes like: lemon flavored italian ice and seltzer water
conclusion: only worth buying if you plan on mixing with cheap vodka, seems like it would taste decent
Distortion:
color: green
flavor: supposed to taste like mountain dew with lime
actually tastes like: lime jello mix and seltzer water
conclusion: once again, potentially decent mixer for vodka, but other than that, no.
Overall conclusion: all of them suck compared to the original, and the original tastes damn delicious when mixed with: jager, bacardi superior, bacardi 151, cheap vodka, expensive vodka, parrot bay, everclear, and so on. Basically just stick with the original, for both your drinking and "drinking" needs.