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The Grammar Police Strike Back

Posted 38 months ago|21 comments|977 views
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TheLegendTomWing
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Philadelphia, PA
This is intended to supplement Coloranter’s earlier post about apostrophes. Now, there are a few things on the docket that I would like to clear up.

1. Watch the YouTube Video Provided. It helps.

2. They’re, There, Their. 3 different ones? How do you know which to use?

a. “Their” is possessive, for example “That’s their puppy!”

b. There is a contraction: meaning… They Are = They’re

c. And finally, There, as if you were saying: Look there, it’s Obama!

3. You almost never need the phrase “the fact that,” the fact that it’s just useless fluff shouldn’t surprise you.

4. Its vs. it’s!

a. It’s, really is it is (confusing ‘ey?) meaning: It’s Coloranter’s rant, Tom Wing just stole the idea

b. Its is possessive! (you get the idea)

5. Your vs. you’re

a. Your is possessive, as in, that’s your rant and this is mine.

b. You’re is a contraction, meaning: You’re (you are) a liberal crazyface!

6. Comma Splices!

a. Ohhhhh these are my favorite, mostly because I have the issue that I just go on and on, I hope you get the point (if you don’t, a comma splice is when you separate two sentences with a comma).

If you aren't careful the Grammar Police will get you too!
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Thanks For Reading!
www.MLA.org will explain any and all your questions :)

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Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
38 months ago: Since you teased me, I have to tease you back. Check out your 2b. There you go. Maybe it's harder than we think. ;0)
Coloranter Raver
Coloranter Raver
Denver, CO
38 months ago: I forgot to mention I like your graphic. Did you make it yourself, if so kudos, if not kudos for finding it!
Chris D
Chris D
Seattle, WA
38 months ago: I am a grammar cop. (B.A. in journalism, several years working as a copywriter.)

One of my pet peeves is the random Capitalization of words in a sentence to Emphasize their importance. Another is the "its versus it's" dilemma.

The web comic Penny Arcade has a hilarious set of recurring characters called "The Bad Boys of Punctuation" that call attention to grammar problems.

(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20050418l.jpg)

Thanks for the rant, Tom.
38 months ago: Yes, my punctuation stinks..I admit it I try to use the word software on my computer but, it doesn't always catch every booboo.
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
38 months ago: Coloranter! The stupid spell checker did it! ugh, and i thought it was perfect...

As for the picture, i am not as good with photoshop (What do you use already!?!?!), i stole it off google :)

Chris, I included the its vs. it's issue! As for the second issue, I am guilty as charged.

The other thing i didn't include is laziness in regards to capitalizing "i;" which is mostly because i am too lazy to do it.
38 months ago: For me, I have always known the differences between there, their, and they're. However in the past, I have been to lazy to think about the correct one to put in so I just put "there" in for everything. Nowadays, I usually use the correct "there."
38 months ago: Woh raelly knoes wat a dislicttic seas?

Stop it guys. Some of us are Mathematicians.
We don't really give a crud about what your think of our grammer.

Need some binary/hex to try to read?

Maybe we should hold a code contest for the grammar police to enter.

TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
38 months ago: 0100100001100101011110010010110000100000010010010010000001100011011000010110111000100000011000100110010100100000011001110111001001100001011011010110110101100001011101000110100101100011011000010110110001101100011110010010000001100011011011110111001001110010011001010110001101110100001000000110100101101110001000000110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010000001110100011011110110111100100001


HA! Bring it :)
38 months ago: that's real funny moT.. my screen shifted.
38 months ago: Once, again I'm sorry to double post.
But I do have to get up i 6 hours to go to work.

Tom.. think about this topic.. don't post it until our support page is ready. I have the webspace and bandwidth.

How much info do these people know they send with a single click of the mouse?

I have started a collection of my top ones.

Want to setup a webpage that will show them how much info is sent with a single click of the mouse?
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
38 months ago: I have no clue, how much info?

As for setting up a website, i paid a kid to do one for me because i am a complete computer retard :)
38 months ago: Great post Legend. I have to admit I am a complete dog without my spellcheck. If I don't use it I'm afraid to go out of the house! It is sad when we become spellcheck and grammer check dependants. I think its a world that has unreal perfect spelling and grammer expectations of us. Why can't people just love us for who we are!!! Why!!
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
38 months ago: So am I!!!

I also used the wrong "There" as Coloranter pointed out.

Spell checker has failed us!
38 months ago: Sorry Tom. 2 strikes as you also missed a 00101100 in your other post.
TheLegendTomWing
TheLegendTomWing
 Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
38 months ago: Ehh, i used a free online translator thing, i guess that's what happens when i try to be a smarta$$ :/
38 months ago: I know someone who had a contraction, one time. lol.
38 months ago: No the code he sent actually does say something.
Did you notice that I left the screen shift clue.
Tom, I did notice and thought it was funny.
Chris D
Chris D
Seattle, WA
38 months ago: 49 20 6c 69 6b 65 20 68 65 78 2c 20 74 6f 6f 2e
38 months ago: Jump on in Chris! You did get an A+. But the sentence was real short. Quote " SSBsaWtlIGhleCwgdG9vLg== "
I'm guessing everyone else is thinking this is too much work!

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