Last night New York State became the sixth State in the Union to legalize Gay Marriage. New York is also one of the largest US States to do so. According to the new law homosexuals desiring to play house as if they had complementing genders can now do so starting in July. Yes folks, Gay Marriage is now legal in New York State. Before July only Straight marriage was legal but now Gay marriage is legal too!
Hold up a minute! What the heck is straight marriage? Oh yeah, that's when a person with male sex organs unites in a social contract with a person with female sex organs and they vow to each other in a legal contract to basically form a family unit. Seeing as they got compatible sex organs and all. But wait a minute! I don't ever recall them calling it straight marriage. Why is that? Oh, yeah, that's right; it is because they never had too. Marriage in the Merriam Webster Dictionary of up to 2006 still included both complementing genders in their definition of marriage. The word marry is by definition a male female act.
So what is actually happening in New York is that they are redefining words in the dictionary? Yes, that is what is happening. So from now on don't try to look up what simple words like fruits, wood bundles and strange mean because you might find completely different definitions for them such as normal, natural, and acceptable.
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