Those no good democrats are trying to scare good Christian Americans into thinking that if Congress don't raise the debt ceiling that we all is going to suffer! Ha, they sure is stupid, aint they? No we all is not going to pay. Shoot, we good Christian folks haven't been paying in a long time. Hell with all our secret tax shelters(oops did I say that out loud?) and good Christian soldiers like Reagan and Bush Jr. making sure that we rich, uhmm I mean good Christian folks don't have to pay our fair share(oops did I say that out loud too?) There is no way we'll have to pay anything.
We all American folks is going to be all right so long as we make sure that those democrats don't raise no taxes on none of our folks and that they strip every single social program that benefits those leaches of as much money as possible. What leaches? Oh you know what leaches I'm talking about, the old the sick, the young, the poor, the middle class, the blacks, the Immigrants, Students, Animals, Public parks, Public services, Infants, pregnant women, returning soldiers, veterans, Jews, Gays, Hell anyone that aint us is a leach. Yup if we take away all the funding for all the things that keep those leaches alive then we can have our country back to our selves. May Gee-Zeus bless our country once we get rid of all the leaches!