Well, well, well. I guess some people care about the movies that won at the 2010 Oscars, but fashion is more important. There are a lot of Oscars worst dressed lists online, so I figured I'd throw my hat into the ring, as it were.
There was a lot of bad fashion at the 2010 Oscars. Why would someone intentionally sully his or her international prestige by wearing something worthy of the "worst dressed" list? The hell if I know… if I were ever given that honor, I'd wear a smart three-piece suit and do my best to look like Gary Cooper.
On with the mockery! You can view pictures of some of the 2010 Oscars worst dressed on the left.
1) Zoe Saldana tops a lot of the 2010 Oscars worst dressed lists. The purple Givenchy couture monstrosity she wore combined the worst parts of blueberries, ostriches, and violets.
2) In my opinion, Charlize Theron's cinnamon-bun pink mistake was the very worst at the 2010 Oscars. It's tacky to draw THAT much attention to your chest.
3) J-Lo's badonkadonk looks odd at this angle, but the dress was worse. C'mon, J-Lo. You've got $100 million and you go for a lily-inspired flow of nasty material? She deserves to be on the 2010 Oscar worst-dressed list.
4) Diane Kruger's weird black and white flowery gown looks just strange. It makes her waist look unnaturally short, too.
5) My man Robert Downey, Jr. looks like a kid dressed up for prom (in a bad way). The bright blue and the sneakers aren't appropriate for a formal event. Have some class, sir!
Sure, sure, the worst-dressed 2010 Oscar fashion faux pas are meant to start debated and focus attention on celebrities that aren't already in the spotlight. But that doesn't mean that we can't mock 'em!