Here then is my list of things 10 things Mrs. Palin Would have to Do to Get My Vote:
(a) Explain satisfactorily why anyone on earth should vote for her to hold the highest office in the free world on the heels of resigning mid-term from her governorship. Does she have regrets and what guarantees could she possibly offer that she wouldn't resign mid-term from the presidency which, no offense to Alaska, but it's a little bit bigger and more important job involving playing with the lives of hundreds of millions of people?
(b) Explain, without wavering, the Troopergate scandal. Sorry, but just because her ticket lost doesn't mean this controversy died along with it. As we understand it, she tried to use her influence as Governor of Alaska in a personal matter. How are the American people to believe she wouldn't use the Presidency to her own personal advantage?
(c) Coherently articulate her plan for healthcare including but not limited to how she plans to keep skyrocketing health care costs from bankrupting the Federal Government which is, by the way, the single largest consumer of health insurance for it's workers.
(d) Sufficiently explain how it's good sportsmanship to hunt wild animals from a helicopter with a riffle.
(e) State that she simultaneously supports a women's right to choose along with the rights of the unborn and will seek to find solutions to the issue that empower women without forcing them into back alleys for abortions.
(f) Do something no other GOP candidate real or potential has done and that is explain in clear and concise terms how to keep the economy going in the right direction and without referencing Alaskan oil or Donald Trump even once.
(g) Memorize verbatim and for comprehension, the original Constitution and amendments, as well as the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of rights. Then subject herself to and pass the same examination immigrants must to become naturalized.
(h) Give a 7-minute speech on the powers and role of the President of the United States without having to refer to her hands for hints.
(i) Tell us honestly and at long last, from where she gets her news.
(i) Finally, produce a long-form birth certificate proving that she was born in real America not that other America where those people who hate our nation reside.